October 2018 – Page 7

Carmelo Anthony 24 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (10/26/2018)

If you thought my first Carmelo Anthony vid was some sort of super early April Fool’s Day prank, think again, because this is how it’s going to be from now on. Back-to-back 20-point games for him lead me to question whether he’s really as washed as I thought he was, but for now, he’s absolutely…

Shabazz Napier 16 Points Full Highlights (10/26/2018)

Shabazz Napier’s signing with the Nets somehow escaped my notice. I probably heard about it when it happened, but when it happened was probably when everything else was happening and WojBombs were dropping from the sky like raindrops. Coming into tonight, I definitely knew he was in the league, and I knew he wasn’t in…

D’Angelo Russell 24 Points Full Highlights (10/26/2018)

Everyone’s going to want to talk about D’Angelo Russell’s game-losing turnover with 7 seconds left, but what about all the other good stuff that he did? The turnover was bad, but it was only one play, one play out of hundreds in the game. Let’s not overreact. Here are the good things that Russell did…

Frank Ntilikina 17 Points Full Highlights (10/26/2018)

This is the kind of game that you can build off of if you’re the Knicks. Sure, they ended up getting blown out in the end (and it will pay off when Durant decides to join them this offseason), but they were close for a big part of the game, and a big part of…

Tony Parker 18 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (10/26/2018)

Unlike a lot of people, I’m not finding it especially jarring to see Tony Parker in something other than a Spurs jersey. To be honest, I was never that big on the Spurs, or Tony Parker, because they/he were too good and I really prefer the middling teams over the championship contenders. My nascent NBA…

Montrezl Harrell Career High 30 Points Full Highlights (10/26/2018)

Montrezl “Cznzdz” Harrell is straight-up stealing minutes from Boban Marjanovic and I’m not even mad. He’s also stealing minutes from Marcin Gortat who is stunningly irrelevant this season. Maybe “stealing” isn’t the right word. “Earning”, more like. He’s earning minutes because he offers a decent fraction of Marjanovic production (and way surpassing Gortat production) while…

Gerald Green 19 Points Full Highlights (10/26/2018)

Gerald Green remained with the same team over the offseason for only the third time in his 12-year career. He managed two whole years at the start of his career with Boston, two with Phoenix (only because he balled out so hard in the first, he then regressed badly), and now two with the Rockets….

Luka Doncic 22 Points Full Highlights (10/26/2018)

Has anyone started a rumor yet that Luke Doncic isn’t really 19 but is in fact 5 years older (or more)? Because I’m looking at him, I’m looking at his facial hair ability, and I know that when I was 19 the best I could do was a few scraggly pubes at about 1.5 ppi…

Miles Bridges 15 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (10/26/2018)

I want to know what kind of drugs the Hornets commentators are on when they say that Miles Bridges has a nice shooting stroke, so that I can purchase said drugs for myself and use them recreationally. It’s not a bad shooting stroke, per se, but it’s definitely not good enough to orgasmically rhapsodize about…

Collin Sexton 14 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (10/25/2018)

Dear Diary, Today I made another Collin Sexton highlight video where he scored 14 points. This is the third such video I have made for this player scoring this exact amount of points. I am beginning to wonder if he will ever score more than this. Perhaps I should cease making videos until he scores…