It totally escaped my notice that Moe Harkless had seventeen points last night. Seventeen points isn’t a lot in the grand scheme of things, but it is a season-high for Moe Problems. I hereby issue an OFFICIAL DTB APOLOGY for neglecting Harkless’ highlights for so long. That apology is unlikely to reach very many people,…
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Otto Porter 20 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (2/27/2019)
A very aesthetically pleasing (that’s all you kids care about these days, right? aesthetics?) statline for Otto Porter: 20/6/3/3/3/3/3/3/3. Those last two 3s are turnovers and fouls. The two 3s before that are threes made and free-throws made. Maybe a purist wouldn’t consider those part of a statline, but purists can suck it. They’re the…
Read MoreAvery Bradley 23 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (2/27/2019)
Given how booty Avery Bradley was this season with the Clippers, it’s surprising to me how well he’s playing in Memphis. No one noticed because of the constant drama going on with the other LA team, but he was really not good for the Clippers. Way below his standards, and the standards of all of…
Read MoreFrank Jackson 15 Points Full Highlights (2/27/2019)
There have been a lot of people talking about the lack of effort NoDefense “LeBron James” Suckballs is giving on defense lately. Clips are making the rounds on social media of him blatantly not caring at all to try and stop opposing players from scoring. But I have not yet seen anyone talk about the…
Read MoreShabazz Napier 22 Points Full Highlights (2/27/2019)
Making this highlight package of Shabazz Napier brought to mind unwanted thoughts of Shabazz Muhammad. “Unwanted” not because of how much I dislike Muhammad, but unwanted because I saw how much of a beast he was at the end of the season for the Bucks and I don’t want to think about how unfair it…
Read MoreBojan Bogdanovic 22 Points Full Highlights (2/27/2019)
I don’t have much to say about this video, but the moment at 0:52 speaks for itself. At first glance, it looks like a normal end-of-half play, but look closer. Those between-the-legs dribbles are what you should be directing your attention towards. What the heck? Is Bojan Bogdanovic… lifting his leg to do the dribble?…
Read MoreBuddy Hield 32 Points Full Highlights (2/27/2019)
So today I decided to move forward with my plan to control over 50% of the Bitcoin network’s mining hashrate. I went out to the local used computer store and asked them if they had any spare motherboards or anything else with a PCB that I could have. The guy at the store gave me…
Read MoreJalen Brunson 24 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (2/27/2019)
OFFICIAL 2018 DRAFTEES FROM VILLANOVA POWER RANKINGS [AMENDED FEBRUARY 2019 EDITION] 1. Jalen Brunson NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP GAP OF VICTORY 2. Mikal Bridges 3. Omari Spellman 4. Donte DiVincenzo This is basically the same ordering as the initial power ranking except that Spellman has now surpassed DiVincenzo. It’s been so long since DiVincenzo has played that…
Read MoreVince Carter 17 Points/1 Dunk Full Highlights (2/27/2019)
I am preemptively angry over the fact that the NBA is not going to upload a video at the end of Vince Carter’s career of all the dunks he has ever dunked. They haven’t specifically said that they’re not going to do it, but given their record on such things, there’s no way it’s going…
Read MoreMalcolm Brogdon 25 Points Full Highlights (2/27/2019)
Full title of this video that wouldn’t fit because YouTube is oppressing me: “Malcolm Brogdon 25 Points/1 Brutal And Unnecessary Screen Specifically Intended To End The Career Of One Of This Season’s Most Promising Rookies Full Highlights (2/27/2019)”. Well, I hope he’s happy, because it looks the first stage of his nefarious plot succeeded. Marvin…
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