If you thought that Kenneth Faried’s three-point make during his first game with the Rockets was a sign of things to come (as I did), you were wrong. Since that game, he has taken three more triples, and missed them all. Not so bad given the small sample size, since he’s still 1 for 6…
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Langston Galloway 18 Points Full Highlights (2/4/2019)
Big props going out right now to Langston Galloway for being the least turnover-prone player in the whole league. Not just on the Pistons, not just in the Central division, not just in the Eastern conference, but in the whole league comprised of only the best basketball players in the world. He’s the one you…
Read MoreIan Clark 18 Points Full Highlights (2/4/2019)
After seeing Ian Clark regress badly from his last year in Golden State to his first year in New Orleans, which was last year, you might have thought that he was done regressing. Or you might have hoped that he wouldn’t regress anymore. In both scenarios you would be wrong, because Ian Clark has definitively…
Read MoreTrey Lyles 20 Points Full Highlights (2/4/2019)
Just what the doctor ordered for Trey Lyles: a nice, pressure-free blowout loss for Trey Lyles to come in and shoot some nice, pressure-free shots. They go in? Great, it means you’re breaking out of your slump! They don’t go in? Who cares, we’re going to lose by 20 to the Pistons (LMAO) no matter…
Read MoreTrevor Ariza 25 Points Full Highlights (2/4/2019)
I will say this about Trevor Ariza: he can still whamjam on people when given the chance. He had an appearance in last months dunkilation (albeit sans replay because the Wizards broadcast people wouldn’t know a good dunk if it slapped them in the nads while screaming “John Wall is a bust!”), and he had…
Read MoreYogi Ferrell 19 Points Full Highlights (2/4/2019)
Yogi Ferrell was this close to receiving my heretofore unannounced $100,000 prize (paid out of my own personal funds) for being a backup point guard to have a perfect shooting game while scoring at least twenty points. He pulled off the perfect shooting, going 7-of-7 from the field (his 1-of-2 performance from the line is…
Read MoreJeff Green 26 Points Full Highlights (2/4/2019)
Jeff Green might be playing better than he has at any point in the last five years, but that doesn’t obligate Wizards fans (or any fans, really) to care about him. I know this because nobody watched my Jeff Green videos even when he has a legitimately good game. The thing is, if he’s effectively…
Read MoreMarvin Bagley 24 Points Full Highlights (2/4/2019)
There’s so much hype regarding other parts of the Sacramento Kings, and so much hype around other players drafted around him, that I feel like there’s not enough hype remaining for Marvin “Marvelous Bags” Bagley. For a while, that was fine, because he wasn’t playing particularly well, and not in a way that deserved much…
Read MoreOmari Spellman 16 Points/4 Threes Full Highlights (2/4/2019)
Omari Spellman is what some circles would call a “big boy”. He’s definitely beefier than your average power forward. In fact, he might be the beefiest player in the league just going by raw beefage. He’s like a slightly skinnier love child of Glen Davis and Sean May. Picture two tall, chubby, naked men in…
Read MoreJosh Jackson 25 Points Full Highlights (2/4/2019)
Josh Jackson has now scored 25 points in two consecutive games. That’s good news for Suns fans who were maybe moving on from him a little bit and who were preparing to confront the fact that he might be as vital a part of the Suns’ YOUNG CORE as they wished he was. However, buried…
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