OFFICIAL REASONS WHY NO ONE CARES ABOUT DERRICK FAVORS POWER RANKINGS
1. Utah
2. Lame dunks
3. Not enough threes
4. Latent racism (could be combined with “Utah”)
5. Last traded a million years ago
6. Slam dunks that are unexciting
OFFICIAL REASONS WHY NO ONE CARES ABOUT DOWNTOBUCK’S “FLAVORS OF FAVORS” COOKBOOK POWER RANKINGS
1. Don’t like good food
2. Favors is involved (I swear he’s not I just put his name on there to sell more copies)
3. Too busy eating fast food
4. Can’t cook
5. Kickstarter page had the look of a Chinese life insurance scam
6. Pictures not pretty enough (you think I can afford a food stylist?)
7. Please just buy the damn thing
8. I have so many copies remaining
9. I’m so hungry and eating the pages from the book does little to soothe the gnawing pain in my tummy