Derrick Rose dicked the Bucks at the end of the first, second, and third quarters. That’s why my nickname for him is “Dick Rose”, because he dicks people. Luckily (for Bucks fans like me, not pleb Timberwolves/Rose fans like you), by the end of the fourth quarter there was no need for continued dicking, as…
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Luke Kennard 17 Points Full Highlights (2/23/2019)
In addition to these 17 points, which is really a lot for him these days even though by this point in his career he should be dropping 20-burgers regularly and would be if not for incompetent coaches who don’t know how to use him, Luke Kennard added value in other ways as well. This will…
Read MoreKent Bazemore 23 Points Full Highlights (2/23/2019)
Somehow I had failed up until now to notice that the Hawks have some sweet black-and-gold (real gold, not the fake Lakers banana yellow garbage) alternate uniforms. No doubt I’ve seen them a million times before, but I’m just now SEEING them, and I like it. I still think the ‘Zards made the wrong choice…
Read MoreAnte Zizic 18 Points Full Highlights (2/23/2019)
We are witnessing Ante Zizic taking the next step in expanding his game: jumpers. Jumpers are well known as the 8th step to being a good NBA player (the first seven being, in order: breathing, running without falling over, clapping on the bench, crossovers, dribbling, grabbing the ball with both hands, and high-fives), and Zizic…
Read MoreCheick Diallo 18 Points/2 Blocks Full Highlights (2/23/2019)
Final statline for Cheick Diallo against Puke Faulton, NoDefense “LeBron James” Suckballs and the whole Lackers team: 18 points on 8-for-8 shooting, 10 rebounds, and 2 blocks on Braindead Ingrandma in only 18 minutes of action. He also did a Mutombo fingerwag, which he’s allowed to do since he’s African (no cultural appropriation here), but…
Read MoreDewayne Dedmon 18 Points/6 Blocks Full Highlights (2/23/2019)
The trade deadline has come and gone, and Dewayne Dedmon is still on the Hawks. Wasn’t he supposed to get bought out if he didn’t get traded? But I’m looking at this game, and I’m looking at the jersey he’s wearing, and it appears that he’s definitely still on the Hawks. No doubt about it….
Read MoreDirk Nowitzki 15 Points Full Highlights (2/23/2019)
There are 23 games left in the regular season. Dirk Nowitzki needs 92 points to pass Wilt Chamberlain and secure 6th place in the career point total leaderboard (he also needs 191 to pass LeBron again, assuming LeBron dies right now and doesn’t rise again on the third day). The question on everybody’s minds: can…
Read MoreTrey Burke 20 Points Full Highlights (2/23/2019)
Everyone knows that DownToBuck cannot resist a heaping platter of REVENGE, served cold. So when I saw that Trey Burke had 20 against the team that draft-and-dumped him, I was salivating. Some other videos had to get done first, and I’m sorry about that, but they were all just a prelude to the devastation that…
Read MoreKenneth Faried 20 Points/2 Threes Full Highlights (2/23/2019)
A whole bunch of narratives just imploded all at once during this Rockets-Warriors game. Let’s do a run down: The “James Harden needs to carry the Rockets harder than anyone has carried anybody since 2005 Kobe” narrative: SMASHED The “Chris Paul is washed” narrative: DESTROYED The “Stephanie Lurry’s name is actually Stephen Curry” narrative: OBSOLETED…
Read MoreIsh Smith 22 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (2/23/2019)
There was a time, a few years ago, where I was growing resentful of all the Ish Smith videos I was being forced to upload. It’s not like there was anyone standing behind me with a sjambok forcing me under threat of violence; it was my own sense of duty to role-players that compelled me…
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