This is my fate. My cursed fate. Collin Sexton will forever score 23 points or more and I will have to make a highlight video for each and every game until the end of time. If I’m not quite tired of watching Sexton hit shot after shot, I will be when I’m still making his…
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Elfrid Payton Triple Double 19 Points/10 Rebs/11 Asts Full Highlights (3/18/2019)
“Dear Elfrid, I suppose that when you saw that you had received a letter from the esteemed highlight creator known as DownToBuck that I would fawn all over you. Perhaps I would declare you the new mascot of my channel, the unofficial representative of all role-players league-wide. Your ego would like that, wouldn’t it? Not…
Read MoreLuka Doncic Triple Double 29 Pts/13 Rebs/10 Asts Full Highlights (3/18/2019)
Luka Doncic has been struggling for the past few weeks, shooting poorly from three and from the free throw line. However, just as a small amount of heretical doubt was creeping into my mind, he comes back at me with this big-time triple-double that erases any fears about him slowing down as the season comes…
Read MoreBrandon Knight 16 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (3/18/2019)
I’m a little bit worried about Brandon Knight. Are we sure he has somewhere to live right now? Even just a teammate’s floor with blankets piled on it? Because right now he looks like a homeless person with his undone hair and his haphazardly-grown facial hair. He’s also, until the past few games, been playing…
Read MoreCedi Osman 21 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (3/18/2019)
I’m at the point right now where I think the Cavaliers broadcast is purposely showing corporate logos prominently during free-throw attempts. I mean, just look at that thumbnail. How is that not intentional? They’re blatantly using the likeness of Cedi Osman to help shill McDonald’s. The implication here is that NBA superstars such as Osman…
Read MoreNik Stauskas 17 Points Full Highlights (3/18/2019)
For some reason, Nik Stauskas is in the midst of a contract year yet isn’t playing very well. His future in the NBA depends on him playing well right now but he’s not doing it. We all know that he knows that this is a contract year; how could he not? Fat NBA checks will…
Read MoreJeremy Lin 20 Points Full Highlights (3/18/2019)
I want to mock Toronto Raptors fans for thinking that Jeremy Lin was going to be a solid addition for them, really I do, because my whole pathetic existence is preoccupied with finding new ways to make fun of the Raptors, their fanbase, and their city, but I can’t blame them for being optimistic. Lin…
Read MoreWayne Ellington 25 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (3/18/2019)
How often do you think Wayne Ellington, Luke Kennard, and Langston Galloway have all-out fistfights (with punching and everything) in the Pistons locker room? All of them are shooting specialists who are vying for minutes at the shooting guard position, and none of them has done much to elevate himself above his competition in terms…
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