If you know anything about the exciting conclusion of this game, you’ll know that all the stuff that Dwayne Bacon did during the course of the game was made completely irrelevant and pointless. Even though he set a new career-high of twenty points (there’s no such thing as “The Hall of the Twenty-Point Scorers”, but…
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Kadeem Allen 16 Points Full Highlights (3/24/2019)
I’m trying to figure out what the threshhold is for Mike Breen to exclaim “BANG!” as opposed to “it’s good!” as opposed to something prosaic like “____ with the three-pointer.” When Kadeem Allen hit a go-ahead three with seven minutes to go in the game, I thought we might get treated to a signature Breen…
Read MoreEmmanuel Mudiay 26 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (3/24/2019)
After watching Emmanuel Mudiay play relatively well for the past two weeks, I feel comfortable making the following assertion with OFFICIAL OFFICIALITY: Mudiay will definitely be playing in the NBA next season, and not somewhere weird like China or Lithuania or India (where he would average 100 points and zero assists per game). This outcome…
Read MoreBojan Bogdanovic 35 Points Full Highlights (3/24/2019)
“Dear Father, Over the past weeks my obsession with the gypsy camps in Croatia has grown. Most of my free time is spent researching the locations of their settlements in our homeland and lookup the price of plane tickets to fly there. The connection between vagrant gypsies and the worsening loss of hair on my…
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