March 28, 2019 – DownToBuck

Joe Ingles 11 Points/14 Assists Full Highlights (3/27/2019)

I think I’d heard this stat before, but since the ESPN commentators repeated it, I’ll re-repeat it for you: it’s been 11 years since the last regular-season triple-double by a Jazzman, and the last one to do it was… Carlos Boozer! If you’re thinking “I swear Ricky Rubio got one for the Jazz”, you’re right,…

Jerami Grant 19 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (3/27/2019)

OFFICIAL DTB DISCLAIMER: There are no dunks in this video. In a past life, the only thing Jerami Grant was good for was a couple highlight-reel dunks per week. The promise of major dunkage is still, for me and my ever-expanding NBA highlights empire, one of the main things that attracts me to him and…

Derrick Favors 20 Points Full Highlights (3/27/2019)

Attention all haters who were hating on the concept of Derrick Favors being on the same team as Rudy Gobert despite neither of them being a jumpshooter: you can cease your hating at once becasue the Jazz have won eight of the last nine, conclusively proving that a team constructed with two non-shooting bigs can…

Seth Curry 20 Points Full Highlights (3/27/2019)

Who even needs C.J. McCollum? Not the Blazers, and not anyone else either, because right now all 30 NBA teams (except for the Knicks) are doing just fine without him playing any minutes at all. As I’ve said before, Seth Curry is kinda the perfect McCollum replacement, doing all the same things, but on lower…

Bojan Bogdanovic 28 Points Full Highlights (3/27/2019)

Including the attempts from this game, Bojan Bogdanovic is 154/359, or 42.8%, on three-pointers this season. That’s pretty good. Not only is that pretty good, that’s really good. That’s a mark that puts him among the elite three-point shooters in the league. However, when I think about the good times I’ve had in my life,…

Jordan McRae 21 Points Full Highlights (3/27/2019)

I get the feeling that Wizards fans are tired of Scott “Failed Attempt to Bring KD to DC” Brooks for a multitude of reasons. Add to that list of reasons the following reason: Jordan McRae’s minutes are inconsistent and random despite the fact that he could very well be an elite scorer just waiting to…

Jabari Parker 28 Points Full Highlights (3/27/2019)

It’s easy to get hyped for Jabari Parker after you watch his highlight videos. When he’s out there getting buckets and looking smooth AS EFF, it’s easy to come away with impression that he’s a star-level player. Frighteningly easy. And, as a producer of highlight videos, I have to be aware of the fact that…

Shaquille Harrison 21 Points Full Highlights (3/27/2019)

Shaquille Harrison had 15 points in his last game, and I was poised to make a highlight video for that performance before I had a weird omen/premonition that gave me pause and ultimately resulted in me turning down the opportunity to highlight the little-known Bulls backup guard. Basically, I slipped into a semiconscious state where…

Jonas Valanciunas 27 Points Full Highlights (3/27/2019)

Jonas Valanciunas’ 25 field goal attempts in this game easily surpasses his previous career-high of twenty attempts. That’s an increase of either 20% or 25% over his previous record, depending on whether you trust “DTB Math” or you trust “Math Done By People Who Know How To Do Math” (hint: DTB Math is more likely…

Bruno Caboclo 17 Points Full Highlights (3/27/2019)

It’s funny how time works sometimes. Well, it’s not really funny, because time is predictable in its linearity and duration: one second is one second, and this minute will always take place after the preceding minute, and never before. What I’m trying to say is, Brunco Caboclo scored seventeen points in this game, which would…