In this episode of DTB’s Honesty Hour, where your favorite highlight-uploading friend DTB tells only true things and no lies, I’ll be talking about the rapidly-ascending Raptors’ star, Pascal Siakam. Remember, everything I type during the Honesty Hour, by rule, has to be true. If it was false or incorrect, it wouldn’t be an Honesty…
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Dwayne Bacon Career High 20 Points Full Highlights (3/24/2019)
If you know anything about the exciting conclusion of this game, you’ll know that all the stuff that Dwayne Bacon did during the course of the game was made completely irrelevant and pointless. Even though he set a new career-high of twenty points (there’s no such thing as “The Hall of the Twenty-Point Scorers”, but…
Read MoreKadeem Allen 16 Points Full Highlights (3/24/2019)
I’m trying to figure out what the threshhold is for Mike Breen to exclaim “BANG!” as opposed to “it’s good!” as opposed to something prosaic like “____ with the three-pointer.” When Kadeem Allen hit a go-ahead three with seven minutes to go in the game, I thought we might get treated to a signature Breen…
Read MoreEmmanuel Mudiay 26 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (3/24/2019)
After watching Emmanuel Mudiay play relatively well for the past two weeks, I feel comfortable making the following assertion with OFFICIAL OFFICIALITY: Mudiay will definitely be playing in the NBA next season, and not somewhere weird like China or Lithuania or India (where he would average 100 points and zero assists per game). This outcome…
Read MoreBojan Bogdanovic 35 Points Full Highlights (3/24/2019)
“Dear Father, Over the past weeks my obsession with the gypsy camps in Croatia has grown. Most of my free time is spent researching the locations of their settlements in our homeland and lookup the price of plane tickets to fly there. The connection between vagrant gypsies and the worsening loss of hair on my…
Read MoreDwyane Wade 20 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (3/23/2019)
Here’s an interesting philosophical question: if a player makes a nice move to score but everybody knows it’s a travel, should a replay be shown of that move? On one hand, the move looked cool and the refs didn’t call anything, so it was a “legit” basketball play. On the other hand, travelling violations should…
Read MoreMaxi Kleber 16 Points Full Highlights (3/23/2019)
I can only imagine how salty the Warriors commentators were during this game. Well, “only” is wrong, because I could just load up the other version of the game and find out firsthand how salty they were. That would be easy, but I just want to imagine the saltiness. What if it’s not as salty…
Read MoreReggie Jackson 24 Points Full Highlights (3/23/2019)
Reggie Jackson subbed into this game with four and a half minutes left in the fourth quarter, with the Pistons up by 6. He promptly bricked a shot, the Pistons only made one bucket the rest of the game, and they lost by 5. Jackson is unfairly made the scapegoat for many of Detroit’s woes…
Read MoreTaurean Prince 23 Points Full Highlights (3/23/2019)
As a fan of a (newly) good team, I am beginning to understand why fans of good teams are so hostile to other good teams. These are new feelings for me, having never experienced a Bucks squad anything above the threshold of “pretty okay”. But now, I wish nothing but ill on the Celtics and…
Read MoreBam Adebayo 16 Points/8 Assists/4 Blocks Full Highlights (3/23/2019)
Now this is the kind of stat-stuffing performance I was unreasonably expecting regularly from Bam Adebayo this season. Truthfully, I let his Summer League performances distort my expectations, a rookie mistake. What am I, some kind of casual who things that Summer League means anything? I, as a season vet of watching role-players, should know…
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