I have always believed in John Jenkins. My belief in him might not have been rational, it might not have been earned, but it was always there. I don’t know what he did to make me such a believer, but it must have been something, because I’ve always been waiting for him to stick on…
Read MoreMonth: April 2019
Yogi Ferrell 17 Points Full Highlights (4/10/2019)
On December the twelfth during the year of our Lord two thousand and eighteen, I neglected to make a highlight video for Yogi Ferrell’s 17-point performance against the Minnesota Timberwolves. I understand that your forgiveness is not earned so easily, but please accept this video as my way of apologizing. Let it act as the…
Read MoreMiles Bridges 18 Points/5 Dunks Full Highlights (4/10/2019)
What went wrong for the Hornets this year? It’s not like they don’t have talent. I’ve been thinking about it hard and have come up with a concise list of problems that they had. And once I’m done sharing it with you, I’m going to forget this season by them ever happened. Except for that…
Read MoreGorgui Dieng 18 Points Full Highlights (4/10/2019)
I figure, as long as I keep making highlight videos, the regular season is still going on, in a way. I don’t want to face the reality of it being over. Luckily, there were 206 performances on this night where a player scored at least one bucket. Add a few more because some of them…
Read MoreNaz Mitrou-Long 9 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (4/11/2019)
Naz “King of All Known Advanced Stats” Mitrou-Long was mostly known to me, until this game, as the dude who hit 1 three in his 31 seconds of play time last season, put up no other stats, and thus notched the best single season performance of all time. His PER was somewhere in the range…
Read MoreEkpe Udoh 14 Points/5 Assists/4 Blocks Full Highlights (4/11/2019)
I may be the only one who remembers, but Warriors fans used to defend this guy SO HARD. They’ll deny it, if you can find any who were around while he was with them, but it’s so true. If you tried to call him a bust (it wasn’t me doing the name-calling, this was before…
Read MoreKevin Huerter 17 Points Full Highlights (4/10/2019)
It’s not too early to start the Kevin Huerter retirement tour. We know he’s going to retire at some point, all NBA players do unless they are killed in action or something. So why not get a head start on the jersey-swapping? He can from city to city and swap jerseys with opposing players and…
Read MoreShabazz Napier 20 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (4/10/2019)
I hope Shabazz Napier got to do a jersey swap with Dwyane Wade on account of how bad he RUINED the FINAL GAME OF HIS CAREER. Napier, as the kids say, “had no chill” when it came to Wade on this special night. He didn’t care that the whole banana boat crew was there. He…
Read MoreMontrezl Harrell 24 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (4/10/2019)
If I knew Rudy Gobert was going to sit out this game, and you asked me how many points Montrezl Harrell was going to score, I would’ve not hesitated for even a second before yelling “FIFTY!” at the top of my lungs. Then I would’ve added “MAKE THAT SIXTY!”. A center rotation consisting of Tony…
Read MoreMarvin Bagley 20 Points/1 Coach Fired Full Highlights (4/10/2019)
Marvin Bagley (or more accurately, his dad) finally got his wish: for Dave Joerger to be terminated from his position as head coach of the Sacramento Kings. A strange decision by Vlade Divac, to fire the coach that turned one of the jokes of the league into a respectable almost-playoff team, but after seeing the…
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