OFFICIAL NICKNAMES FOR KEVIN HUERTER POWER RANKINGS 1. Kevin Huerant A nickname that alludes to one of the greatest scorers in NBA history is a nickname that’s worth having. Note that, even though I came up with this awesome, witty, funny nickname all by myself without any help, that fact does not bias Kevin Huerant’s…
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D’Angelo Russell All 169 Midrange Jumpers Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Jumperilation Part II)
D’Angelo walked into the data center bathroom and sat in a stall. His plan was to wait there until an employee came in, then follow that person out into the secure area where all the servers were. Given that he had made it clear to the tour group that he was suffering from severe gastrointestinal…
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“Huh. That’s a lot of baseball bats.” D’Angelo Russell looked at the pile of seven baseball bats that was sitting on the checkout counter of the sporting goods store. “Yeah, well, when you’re coaching an little league team in an underprivileged part of the city, those kids aren’t bringing any of their own equipment.” He…
Read MoreBen Simmons All 133 Dunks Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Dunkilation)
Ben Simmons furtively looked over his shoulder as he typed in his YouTube search term, then felt silly for doing so. In the privacy of his apartment, nobody would know what deviant YouTube videos he was seeking out. After a quick pause of contemplation, Ben appended two words to the end of his search. It…
Read MoreZach LaVine All 69 Dunks Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Dunkilation)
Zach LaVine looked over at his ringing phone with disinterest. He was in the middle of a very productive session of Euro Truck Simulator 2 (one of the few video games he wasn’t terrible at) and didn’t want any interruptions while he made his deliveries. If the call was something important from somebody important, they…
Read MoreBoban Marjanovic All 160 Field Goals Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Bucketilation)
Boban Marjanovic stood at his gate in Philadelphia International Airport, keeping an eye on the long airport down which hundreds of travelers were coming and going. Vaguely, he could feel the stares of his fellow Dallas-bound passengers on him. He wished he could sit down to reduce his apparent height, but none of the seats…
Read MoreMarkelle Fultz All 65 Field Goals Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Bucketilation)
“Thanks for inviting me to come work out with you,” Markelle Fultz said to his teammate Joel Embiid. “I know I haven’t been around the team much so it means a lot that you still want to, like, include me.” Joel looked up from his phone. “Trust me, I know what it’s like to be…
Read MoreDamian Lillard All 237 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Three-ilation Part II)
Damian’s label contact, Travis, had given the okay to upload the new track, entitled “Portland Street Vapor 夢見る睡眠”, to the official SoundCloud page for Dame D.O.L.L.A. He appreciated that he was still allowed to promote his music on his own page, as opposed to the page of the label, but he was still worried that…
Read MoreDamian Lillard All 237 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Three-ilation Part I)
The apartment was dark except for the chilling glow of the laptop screen. A man sat in front of the laptop, leaned forward so far that his nose almost touched the screen. He clicked the mouse and hit keys on the keyboard with practiced skill, focusing intently on his task. All the other responsibilities of…
Read MoreLeBron James All 84 Dunks Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Dunkilation)
The distant chime of the microwave breaks my concentration and I look up from my work. As I get up from the desk where the wizardry of my highlight-creation takes place, I congratulate myself on having the ingenuity to set up an automatic Pop-Tart warming mechanism, but remind myself that my genius does have an…
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