Markelle Fultz 14 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (8/29/2020)

The simmering season-long torment of the downtrodden Magic Fan comes to an end as the undermanned Magic, who surprisingly grabbed game 1 of this series away from the Bucks, sputter to an uninspiring 1-4 finish to complement their uninspiring 33-40 regular season record. Don’t worry, fans of the rudderless Orlando franchise! The mental anguish that…

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Markelle Fultz 15 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (8/24/2020)

I just can’t pass up opportunities to make Sixers’ fans’ lives even more dismal than they already are after the Celtics swept them right out of the playoffs and right out of The Bubb. That’s why now is a perfect time to note that Markelle Fultz would have been a useful addition to the Sixers’…

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Markelle Fultz 15 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (8/18/2020)

I don’t know if I’m on board with Markelle Fultz just strolling to the three-point line and letting it fly. This is the ‘YOFFS. Every possession matters, even when you’re kicking the other team’s booty and causing their star player to go on a coach-firing spree. Fultz is objectively an awful three-point shooter (his janked-up…

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Markelle Fultz 18 Points Full Highlights (8/11/2020)

Markelle “Fultz Flag Operation” Fultz maybe isn’t quite a starting-level point guard in this league, but the Magic aren’t quite a “starting-level” team in this league so I see no reason why they can’t start him as they go from The Bubb Regular Season to the Bubb Playoffs. I mean, nobody’s going to be sad…

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Markelle Fultz 16 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (8/9/2020)

The Orlando Magic should be doing way better than they are in the NBA Bubble. Every game is like a home game for them. Everyone knows about the advantages that the Nuggets have when playing at home, but the Magic have those same sorts of advantages. They know how to deal with playing at sea…

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Markelle Fultz All 87 Midrange Jumpers Full Highlights (2019-20 Season Jumperilation)

Markelle Fultz looked down at his hands. They were bloody. That was to be expected after one had committed acts which Markelle had just committed. He wiped his hands on his pants, leaving bloody streaks which would have plainly implicated him in the deed, were anybody around to do the implication. Slipping out of the…

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Markelle Fultz 18 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (3/8/2020)

Markelle Fultz has had his share of injury issues. He had that “Thoracic Outlet Syndrome” (I cannot define any of those three words) that was allegedly destroying his shooting form. Lately he’s been dealing with cramping issues during games, which hasn’t caused him to miss many games, but has taken him out of some games…

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Markelle Fultz 24 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (3/6/2020)

Markelle Fultz shooting jumpers is really cool and rad, so rad that I’m probably going to make a jumper-ilation for him at the end of the season whether my subscribers like it or not (though I don’t know why they wouldn’t like such a video). But just looking at his free throw form, you can…

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Markelle Fultz 14 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (2/28/2020)

Markelle Fultz is averaging 5 assists per game, a really decent total for a guy who was left for dead by the 76ers, who are the best organization in the league for sure and definitely the best talent evaluators out of all teams. But before you get excited for all the dimes he’s dropping, remember:…

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Markelle Fultz 14 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (2/21/2020)

Markelle Fultz was on his way what possibly would have been the third 20-point, 10-assist game of his career, but his evening was cut short when he went up for a block and, after coming down from his flight, immediately had a debilitating calf cramp. I’ve mentioned before that I’m “Mr. Cramps” at the park….

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