First impressions are everything. That’s what all those people trying to sell you self-improvement stuff say, and they’re right. That’s why, if I know I’m going to be in a situation where I’m going to meeting new people, I try and put on a shirt that has been laundered within the past month and coat…
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Davis Bertans 21 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (10/30/2019)
When I see a ridiculous final score like 159-158 (in regulation, no less), I’m definitely gonna be disappointed when I open up the box score and see that Davis Bertans had only 21 points. If he wasn’t bombing endless threes on his way to 40, then who even was doing the scoring? Bradley Beal didn’t…
Read MoreRui Hachimura 23 Points/3 Threes Full Highlights (10/30/2019)
Look at that smile. That is the smile of a man who knows he can hit threes at the NBA level. In this moment, Rui Hachimura is seeing the entire world open up for him. No longer will he have to be scrounging the midrange for chances to shoot jumpers. Now he can step all…
Read MoreJeremy Lamb 25 Points Full Highlights (10/30/2019)
First off, I just want to apologize for the way this video looks. Something with the Pacers’ camera settings combined with the Nets’ gray-colored court makes this video looks like it was doused in urine. Or puke. Or both. It’s really more of a yellow tinge, so like an 80/20 ratio of urine to puke….
Read MoreDomantas Sabonis 29 Points Full HIghlights (10/30/2019)
Hooray! The Pacers have finally won a game, moving them out of the total losers bracket. And they won because Domantas Sabonis literally could not be stopped by any player on the Nets roster. He was simply too much of a man for them. Jarrett Allen, I can understand him getting dominated by Sabonis. He’s…
Read MoreKendrick Nunn 17 Points Full Highlights (10/29/2019)
It appears that I’m going to have to make 82 highlight videos for Kendrick “Nunn Of Your Business” Nunn during the regular season. That’s fine by me, as long as he mostly keeps the assists at unshowable levels (once the total gets to 5 I usually show them, so if he just stays below that…
Read MoreTyler Herro 29 Points Full Highlights (10/29/2019)
Before you get all hyped, know that Tyler Herro only scored this many points because the undisciplined Hawks fouled him FOUR separate times while he was shooting a three. I know you were thinking about getting all hyped, and to be honest I was too even after I saw how many free throws he took,…
Read MorePaul Millsap 23 Points Full Highlights (10/29/2019)
It doesn’t really feel like it, but Paul Millsap is currently playing the 14th season of his career. 2006 wasn’t that long ago, was it? Oh man. It was, wasn’t it? I’m looking at my computer calendar right now in disbelief. Why did the people who programmed this damn thing make it so it lies…
Read MoreGeorge Hill 19 Points Full Highlights (10/28/2019)
I’m getting concerned that by the end of the year I’m going to be so done with Eric Bledsoe and regret every dollar spent on him. He’s not even playing that bad right now, but I see Malcolm Brogdon being so good with the Pacers and I can’t help but wonder if the Bucks made…
Read MoreDomantas Sabonis 21 Points Full Highlights (10/28/2019)
The Pacers are yet to win a game this season, one of the few teams still winless while the rest of the league douses themselves in champagne. I was told that they were going to be a fringe contender in the East this season, so what gives? I’ve been doing some analysis of the situation…
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