I don’t mean to celebrate violence when I include “/1 Fight” in the title of the video. I personally have never been in a physical fistfight myself so I would have no reason to glorify fisticuffs in my NBA highlight video titulature. Except, you know, I want more people to view my videos and thus,…
Read MoreDay: November 5, 2019
Eric Paschall Career High 34 Points/4 Threes Full Highlights (11/4/2019)
Eric Paschall walked into the locker room, and, ignoring the jubilant reaction of his teammates to his entry, walked right up to where Draymond Green was standing. “Sorry man, but the Draymond era of the Warriors is over.” Eric said to Draymond. “Coach hates you. He hates your lack of scoring ability and your pathological…
Read MoreCaris LeVert 23 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (11/4/2019)
Caris LeVert edges ever closer to the mystical 20 points per game threshold, the threshold where you stop being a role-player and start being a star. Or if not a star, at least something between a role-player and a star. But definitely no longer a role-player. The only role-player who ever scored 20 points per…
Read MoreJarrett Allen 18 Points Full Highlights (11/4/2019)
You know things weren’t going particularly well for Jarrett Allen this season when he got benched for DeAndre Jordan. A couple years ago, that would be a normal thing to have happen, but it seems like Jordan can barely dunk these days. How is a springy/youthful/afroed Allen losing his starting gig to old man Jordan?…
Read MoreChristian Wood 15 Points Full Highlights (11/4/2019)
OFFICIAL BUCKS CASTOFFS CURRENTLY ON THE PISTONS POWER RANKINGS 1. Tony Snell 2. Christian Wood 3. Tim Frazier POWER GAP 4. Thon Maker I don’t know what the Pistons’ deal is with taking stuff that the Bucks didn’t want and trying to build a team with it. This has been going on for years. Remember…
Read MoreDonte DiVincenzo 17 Points Full Highlights (11/4/2019)
The departure of Malcolm Brogdon is a big one for the Bucks. I cannot help but look at him putting up ridiculous numbers in Pacers and feel twinges of regret. But what’s done is done, and it’s not like he’d be averaging 20 and 10 on this Bucks team anyway. Not unless they marginalized Giannis,…
Read MoreFurkan Korkmaz 20 Points Full Highlights (11/4/2019)
Furkan Korkmaz’ game-winner from a few days ago is up there with Sundiata Gaines’ as the least expected in recent NBA history. The 76ers are loaded with offensive talent, and the game-sealing shot is hit by a little-used bench dude who doesn’t even get to use the nickname “The Motherfurker” because Furkan Aldemir got there…
Read MoreJa Morant 23 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (11/4/2019)
Ja Morant is averaging the most points among 2019 draftees. Ja Morant is averaging the most assists among 2019 draftees. Do we even need to play the rest of the season, or can we just give Morant the ROTY of the Year award right now? I’m voting in favor of not playing the rest of…
Read MoreLuke Kennard 24 Points Full Highlights (11/4/2019)
Luke Kennard is only 23 years old. But if he were from a country other than the United States (and this includes Canada, I don’t trust those shifty northerners), I would be casting some serious doubt on that figure. Because he looks about 10 years older than that. If his name was Lukas Kenardas and…
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