This is the most assists Cory Joseph has ever gotten in an NBA game. You can look at all 540 of his other games, but you will find not one that has as many or more assists than this. That is my way of saying: watch this video. Without delay. Joseph had 8 assists before…
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Kelly Oubre 20 Points Full Highlights (11/19/2019)
The first video in the new “DownToStatpad” era of my channel, an era where I statpad the content of videos/the amount of videos in order to increase exposure, is off to a rocky start. The video itself is not a statpadded video, because Kelly Oubre scoring 20 points is a totally legit performance that would…
Read MoreFrank Kaminsky 17 Points Full Highlights (11/19/2019)
In flagrant violation of the spirit of basketball, the concept of ‘sportsmanship’, and the explicit wishes of basketball inventor Dr. James Naismith, Frank Kaminsky made a three-pointer in this game with just two seconds left. The three-pointer cut the lead from seven to four, but had no chance of affecting the outcome of the game….
Read MoreBrandon Clarke 17 Points Full Highlights (11/19/2019)
OFFICIAL 2019-20 DRAFTEES POWER RANKINGS [POWER CRITERIA: TOTAL WIN-SHARES] 1. Brandon Clarke (1.0 WS) 2. P.J. Washington (0.9 WS) 3. Eric Paschall (0.8 WS) 4. Jaxson Hayes (0.6 WS) 5. Tyler Herro (0.6 WS) POWER GAP 9001. Zion Williamson (0.0 WS) POWER ABYSS 9000001. Cam Reddish (-0.7 WS) 9000002. Jordan Poole (-0.9 WS) POWER EXCEPTION…
Read MoreEric Paschall 17 Points Full Highlights (11/19/2019)
I’m really enjoying Eric Paschall’s game right now. He just doesn’t care at all about what a “good shot” is, especially in the context of his position. He’ll take turnaround and side-step midrange jimbos like he’s the second coming of prime LMA combined with the second coming of prime Kobe. He’ll drive the ball even…
Read MoreMikal Bridges 20 Points Full Highlights (11/19/2019)
Last year, I viewed the “battle of the Bridges” (Mikal Bridges vs. Miles Bridges) to be pretty much a wash. Both of them were playing a medium-sized role as rookies on not-very-good teams, and both of them did a decent job of being productive right away in the NBA. However, Miles has pulled away from…
Read MoreMarquese Chriss 17 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (11/19/2019)
Marquese “Marqueso” “Sea Cheese” Chriss was very close to being out of the league until the Warriors rescued him from the heap of discarded, unloved NBA players. He was lying there in the middle of the pile, surrounded by moaning, semi-coherent castoffs, waiting for somebody to dump them all in a shipping crate going to…
Read MoreGlenn Robinson 20 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (11/19/2019)
Don’t be fooled by the “2 Dunks” part of the video title. Those dunks, just like every non-dunk-contest dunk he has ever dunked in his NBA career, are merely moderately entertaining at absolute best. I had my reasons for putting that bit in the title that may be too advanced for you simpletons to understand….
Read MoreNassir Little 12 Points Full Highlights (11/19/2019)
The biggest story of this game was the triumphant (at least, triumphant until the game actually started) return of Carmelo Anthony to the NBA. If he had scored just a few more points, I’d be making the most pathetic highlight video of all time for him. It would be so sad. But the biggest story…
Read MoreCameron Johnson 18 Points Full Highlights (11/19/2019)
Once again, I have been misled as to the age (and thus, the quality) of an NBA prospect. I don’t know who it is doing the misleading, but it has to be someone, because I wouldn’t be so consistently wrong on these things. I was under the impression that Cameron “Tall Booker” Johnson was, like,…
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