Jae Crowder 21 Points Full Highlights (11/23/2019)

You know the phrase “exercise in futility”? It refers to more than just your lazy, practically non-existent efforts to keep yourself in physical shape, you disgusting mound of sedentary blubber. It also refers to the act of DownToBuck going through the effort of making a Jae Crowder highlight video and then uploading it to his world-renowned NBA highlights channel on the YouTube.com internet video-sharing platform.

Nobody’s life will be enriched by the viewing of this video. Anybody who is already a fan of Crowder’s will be underwhelmed by the amount of points he scores here, as they know he can do better. Any Grizzlies fan will have already seen the contents of this video by virtue of having watched the game itself. Those who do not count themselves among Crowder’s practically non-existent legions of fans will not find themselves swayed towards fandom by watching Crowder hit some three-pointers and some layups. I personally do not ever plan to watch it. And so, even though the goal of a highlight video is to entertain and inform, this video will do neither for any potential viewer that I can think of. Hence, an “exercise in futility.”

Now, instead of reading all these words in the description while chowing down on Hardee’s breakfast sandwiches (with a side of hashrounds [which, by the way, is definitely not my plan for rewarding myself for making this video]), why don’t you go outside and run around for a bit? Maybe if you actually tried, your exercise would not be so futile.

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