It’s been quietly lost amongst the clamorous dismay of the Kings’ season so far, but Nemanja “The Serbstomper” Bjelica has been having his best season as a pro. That is, if you discount his MVP season in Europe in 2015. I only count NBA seasons because I can’t really compare between the NBA and any…
Read MoreMonth: November 2019
Bogdan Bogdanovic 25 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (11/12/2019)
Bogdan Bogdanovic stormed through the halls of the Golden One Center, a printed piece of paper in his hands. Arena workers tried to congratulate him on his good game as he stomped down the bland corridors, but he didn’t even break stride to receive their goodwill, so vital was his mission. Even when Katarina, the…
Read MoreAaron Holiday 17 Points Full Highlights (11/12/2019)
There was a time where, in my opinion, and you should definitely be paying attention to my opinions very closely because they are of the highest quality, anyway, in my opinion, Justin Holiday was outplaying Jrue Holiday. That time was a few years ago, where the Bulls were letting Justin chuck as many shots as…
Read MoreKendrick Nunn 20 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (11/12/2019)
No matter what happens with Kendrick Nunn this season, we will always be able to look back fondly at his first five games where he was averaging 22 PPG per game and was a leading MVP candidate (at least stats-wise). Those five games might end up being the peak of his career, but what a…
Read MoreTristan Thompson 17 Points/2 Threes Full Highlights (11/12/2019)
The Kardashian Curse that was cruelly cast upon Tristan Thompson has, officially, been lifted. I don’t know why now would be the time for it to be lifted, and I don’t know which Kardashian (there is, apparently, more than one) put it on him in the first place, but all that is in the past….
Read MoreJabari Parker 20 Points Full Highlights (11/12/2019)
Jabari Attacks Basket And Rams It Power And Rage Kills Every Rim
Read MoreAron Baynes 20 Points Full Highlights (11/12/2019)
One of my duties as an F-list e-celebrity is to expose and debunk the blatant pro-Spurs propaganda that infests the internet. It’s everywhere, not as everywhere as it was while they were winning championships all the time, but still basically everywhere. It’s unavoidable, the only thing I can do is challenge it when I see…
Read MoreDario Saric 18 Points Full Highlights (11/12/2019)
The Suns made a lot of acquisitions over the summer, once again positioning themselves as a contender for the 8th seed in the West. Ignoring the fact that being an 8th seed is not something a team should really be striving for, and ignoring the fact that that’s what they tried to last year with…
Read MoreBam Adebayo 18 Points Full Highlights (11/12/2019)
Jimmy Butler seems to have taken over the role of “lead distributor” on the Heat. This is not okay. One, because I don’t even like Butler, and don’t ask me why, because I don’t know. And two, because I want Bam Adebayo to be the full-time ball-handler as it seemed like he was primed to…
Read MoreR.J. Barrett 21 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (11/12/2019)
The Knicks are really lacking competent point guard play right now. I think their intent this season was to play something resembling “positionless basketball”, at least, that’s what I assume they were thinking given their glut of power fowards. But even with positionless basketball you want to have something resembling a ball-handler on the court….
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