If you are of weak constitution, below the age of 5 or above the age of 90, or have a diagnosed heart condition, I advise you to refrain from watching this video, because the sheer amount of raw hype that is contained within it would probably cause you to die. And I don’t want to…
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Nemanja Bjelica Career High 30 Points Full Highlights (12/8/2019)
Much has been made of the Sacramento Kings choosing Marvin Bagley over Luka Doncic. Indeed, based on the raw stats of those two players (abridged version of said stats: Doncic good, Bagley bad), it appears that the Kings drafted the wrong guy. But players don’t exist in a vacuum, accumulating stats in a void with…
Read MoreMatisse Thybulle 20 Points Full Highlights (12/8/2019)
Who says that Matisse Thybulle is just a one-way player? An extensive analysis of internet comments to find out who is claiming such a thing, and the results will not surprise you: -Trolls -Stephen A. Smith -Racists -Butthurt Raptor Fans -Ignorami -Russian Bots All those types of people regularly go on the internet and say,…
Read MoreDavis Bertans 25 Points Full Highlights (12/8/2019)
Casually running his hand over the smooth metal of the home-built contraption that was strapped to his chest underneath his baggy hoodie, Davis Bertans waited quietly in one of the numerous hallways of the Capital One Center. The one he was positioned in led directly from the visitors’ locker room to the parking area for…
Read MoreVince Carter 17 Points Full Highlights (12/8/2019)
If you thought Vince Carter was old last season, you won’t BELIEVE what he’s been up to during the offseason. Instead of spending that valuable off-time getting younger, like any ancient NBA player should be doing, he’s getting older! I guess he figures that since this is, by his own admission, his last year in…
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