Now is a good time to offer an OFFICIAL DTB REMINDER to all Australians: do not forget that your constitution, the document upon which the entire nation of Australia is based, requires that you watch at least one (1) highlight video depicting Joe Ingles per day. It says it right there, right in chapter VII, the chapter for miscellaneous provisions. Don’t tell me you’ve never read the Australian constitution!
The police don’t care if you’ve read it or not, if you’re aware of the Ingles Mandate or not; they will arrest you if they look in your YouTube history and see that you haven’t been watching one Ingles highlight vid per day. And once they arrest you, they will put you in prison. Do you really want to go to prison (and not the cushy high-class prisons rich people get to go to, far from it) because you were too lazy to spend a minute or two watching Ingles hit a few buckets?
If you’ve been doing your patriotic duty but have been getting tired of watching the same Ingles vids over and over, you should really enjoy this one. A totally new, never before seen Ingles highlight package, lovingly given to the citizenry of Australia by DownToBuck. I expect this one to get AT LEAST 500,000 views. If not millions. There is no reason that every Australian, at home or abroad, should not be watching this. If you want to fulfill your duty, you will watch this. I am compiling a list of known Australian IP addresses who have NOT viewed this video, and I will send it to the proper authorities so they can do a sweep of people not in compliance with the constitution.
God save the queen!