December 18, 2019 – DownToBuck

Markelle Fultz 14 Points Full Highlights (12/17/2019)

I semi-regularly have dreams where I’m playing basketball. Rarely do these dreams have good outcomes, however. Usually, I’ll be trying to dribble the ball but my coordination is horrible and I keep turning it over, or I’ll be trying to dribble but the ball is too heavy and doesn’t bounce, or I’ll be trying to…

Marcus Morris 22 Points Full Highlights (12/17/2019)

Marcus Morris fatigue is setting in hard. If we’re being honest, it had set in before the season even started, so when you add that baseline level of fatigue that has existed for Morris for the past five years and combine it with his unexpectedly productive production this year, you get a level of soul-weakening…

D.J. Augustin 22 Points Full Highlights (12/17/2019)

Allow me to take this time to revel in one of the few victories that life allots to me: I have more YouTube subscribers than D.J. Augustin. A LOT more. And he’s an NBA player! I’m just some meatball who makes videos for NBA players so I can mock them. There’s no reason more people…

Malik Monk 23 Points Full Highlights (12/17/2019)

You know a highlight video is good when it has a ton of replays in it. Well, you don’t know that yet, because you have to watch the video in the first place to find out how many replays it has in it and by that point you’ve already seen the whole and KNOW that…

Domantas Sabonis 26 Points Full Highlights (12/17/2019)

Question: is there anyone on the Lakers who can handle the sheer beefage of one Domantas Sabonis? Answer: no, especially not Jabroni Lames (alternate name: NoDefense SuckBalls), White Coward (name also applicable to Alex Caruso), Anthony Davis (who was so scared of this matchup that he feigned injury just to avoid it), or JaFail DickPee….

Joe Harris 24 Points Full Highlights (12/17/2019)

It literally just occurred to me that Joe Harris and Kyrie Irving were already teammates back in Cleveland. It’s easy to forget that Harris has played anywhere besides Brooklyn, because his 2-year stint with the Cavaliers was completely forgettable: 51 games, 2.7 ppg his first year, 5 games, 0.6 ppg his second year. It was…

De’Andre Hunter 19 Points Full Highlights (12/17/2019)

When De’Andre Hunter entered the fourth quarter, he had 5 points and his Hawks were down by 25 to the Knicks. When he exited the fourth quarter, he had 19 points and his Hawks were only down by 23 to the Knicks. Anyone else getting some T-Mac vibes here? Talk about a fourth-quarter takeover, and…

Vince Carter 15 Points Full Highlights (12/17/2019)

Everyone’s making a big deal about this being Vince Carter’s last game at Madison Square Garden. Just to be upfront with all of you, I didn’t include all the crap at the end with him checking out of the game and the fans giving him a standing ovation and everyone lining up to lick his…

Kevin Knox 17 Points Full Highlights (12/17/2019)

Funnily enough, I was JUST thinking about how bad Kevin Knox was sucking, because that’s what I usually do when I’m not making videos, is just sit around and think about various crappy NBA players and how bad they’re sucking at playing basketball. So I was thinking about Knox and how he just really, really…

Mitchell Robinson Career High 22 Points/7 Dunks Full Highlights (12/17/2019)

Just a sampling of some Knicks players did tonight against the Hawks: Mitchell Robinson – career high 22 points RJ Barrett – career high 27 points Kevin Knox – season high 17 points Frank Ntilikina – career high 3 points Bobby Portis – career high 2 faces punched And that’s just a sampling. I would…