It must be nice to be a big man on the Wizards right now. Nobody expects you to put in more than a token amount of effort on defense. Non-big players get away with not playing defense all the time, which often leaves the bigs to pick up the slack, but on the ‘Zards, there’s…
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J.J. Barea 15 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (1/28/2020)
J.J. Barea and Dwight Powell have shown an uncommon amount of chemistry over the years. Their ability to connect with each other on alley-oops was almost telepathic. However, a Bad Thing has happened to Powell and his legs currently don’t work well enough for him to catch lobs from Barea, so Barea is going to…
Read MoreMarquese Chriss 15 Points/5 Dunks Full Highlights (1/28/2020)
It seems to me that there was some strangeness going on with Marquese “Mar-Queso” “Sea-Cheese” Chriss’ contract that was on the very outermost fringes of my awareness. I think the Warriors waived him, waited for him to clear waivers, and then signed him to a different type of deal? Is that what went down? I…
Read MoreLarry Nance Jr. 17 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (1/28/2020)
Add Larry Nance Jr. to the list of players who have totally and utterly dominated Zion Williamson. The list grows longer by the game, despite ESPN attempting to tell you that Williamson is the only player worth caring about in the league right now. Nance almost had a triple-double in this one. 17 points, 11…
Read MoreMarcus Morris 23 Points Full Highlights (1/28/2020)
I’m sure I’m not alone in having the opinion that the Knicks should just cut out the middleman and trade Marcus Morris for Carmelo Anthony. Morris, armed with a sweet jumper, is doing a really nice job of emulating Melo in New York (what happened to his headband though???? can’t be Melo without a headband),…
Read MoreGlenn Robinson III 20 Points Full Highlights (1/28/2020)
Glenn Robinson III is probably tired of being compared to his dad, but I can’t help it. I’ve had to write too many video descriptions for this guy and I’m running out original material, so I have to fall back on the one distinctive trait he possesses that sets him apart from the rest of…
Read MoreDonte DiVincenzo 16 Points Full Highlights (1/28/2020)
OFFICIAL DTB PROCLAMATION OF LOVE: I love Khris Middleton. But that’s not who this video is about. OFFICIAL DTB PROCLAMATION OF LOVE PART II: I love Donte DiVincenzo. On a night when Middleton stuffed the Wizards in the face with his fifty-burger, on a night when the Bucks scored 88 points in the first half,…
Read MoreJerami Grant 21 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (1/28/2020)
Add another strike against the “Paul Millsap is Good” theory. Simultaneously, you can add a strike in favor of the “Paul Millsap is Ruining the Nuggets” theory. Because Jerami Grant just had another good game in the absence of Paul Millsap, the exact type of good game that he most definitely WASN’T having (or at…
Read MoreDillon Brooks 24 Points Full Highlights (1/28/2020)
DownToBuck Is Losing Lucidity Over Neverending Brooks’ Repeated Onslaughts. Only Knicks Suck more than Brooks does in the grand scheme of all things that suck, and I really wish I didn’t have to upload his videos constantly. Also I’m sorry for using such strong language, but have you seen how many twenty-point games this dude…
Read MoreJonas Valanciunas 23 Points Full Highlights (1/28/2020)
Jonas Valanciunas will never get the full amount of minutes he deserves until the fans demonstrate their displeasure en masse to the coach of whatever team he happens to be on (at this moment, Taylor Jenkins of the Memphis Grizzlies is his coach). Attempting to do this via the internet is commendable, but ultimately fruitless,…
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