Eric Paschall basically spent this entire game making bitchmeat out of any player that the Suns tried to put on him. Whether through his outside shooting or his beefy inside game, multiple Suns players were victimized so thoroughly by Paschall that they probably have PTSD now. I almost got PTSD just watching it happen and…
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James Johnson 17 Points Full Highlights (2/28/2020)
Behold: one of the sickest collections of layups you will ever see. So sick are they that I am forced to refrain my self-created term of LAMEups to refer to them. You know that they’re going to be good if even DownToBuck, hater of layups, thinks that they’re good enough to show in a highlight…
Read MoreChristian Wood 19 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (2/28/2020)
The Pistons, before this game, had not notched a victory in the post-Drummond era. The era, to this point, was marked by Christian Wood starting, and putting up huge numbers, but the Pistons losing anyway. That’s kind of been the question with Wood. He’s a fine player, but can he contribute to a winning team?…
Read MoreHarry Giles 16 Points/1 Fight Full Highlights (2/28/2020)
I have recently become an expert in the area of SEO, or Search Engine Optimization. I was reading some fluff piece about which jobs are booming right now, and it was lame (they didn’t even mention how much money you can make being an NBA highlights maker [please donate to my Patreon]), but I was…
Read MoreMarkelle Fultz 14 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (2/28/2020)
Markelle Fultz is averaging 5 assists per game, a really decent total for a guy who was left for dead by the 76ers, who are the best organization in the league for sure and definitely the best talent evaluators out of all teams. But before you get excited for all the dimes he’s dropping, remember:…
Read MoreJuan Hernangomez 18 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (2/28/2020)
Juan “Spanish Marvin Williams” Hernangomez took a little break from scoring in the mid-teens for two games, but he’s right back at it again, scoring 17 last game and 18 in this one, another new season-high for him. It is only a matter of time before he gets the one extra bucket he needs and…
Read MoreBrandon Knight 19 Points Full Highlights (2/28/2020)
This is not as sad of a Brandon Knight vid than the last one I uploaded, which was sad in so many ways that when I rewatched it yesterday, it sent me into a tailspin of depression which I am just now recovering from. That one was probably unsuitable for uploadment on account of how…
Read MoreDuncan Robinson 24 Points Full Highlights (2/28/2020)
Somebody needs to come up with a nickname for Duncan Robinson that somehow ties in to his elite (I said it) three-point shooting. I’m tired right now and, as you might be aware, I’ve spent the better part of the past seven years coming up with creative nicknames for players, so my efforts at the…
Read MoreJa Morant 20 Points/11 Assists Full Highlights (2/28/2020)
I really don’t want to believe that the ROTY of the Year race is heating up, but I think it is. In case you’re not aware (and what kind of NBA fan isn’t aware of this), Zion Williamson is beasting it up in New Orleans right now, and I’m not just talking about the 16-piece…
Read MoreNorman Powell 22 Points Full Highlights (2/28/2020)
In the aftermath of the Raptors’ (good team) loss to the Hornets (very not good team), I decide to infiltrate their internet-based hideouts to capture some RAW, UNFILTERED emotion from crushed Raptors fans. Keep in mind that the following quotes are UNEDITED and TOTALLY RAW. I didn’t even correct their spelling mistakes. That’s how you…
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