I thought Coby White wasn’t supposed to be a passer. I thought that he was a tunnel-vision me-first chucker in the vein of Monta Ellis. I thought he was the kind of guy who would only incidentally get assists because he was handling the ball too much. Those are all things that I thought and…
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Gary Trent 18 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (2/6/2020)
The more I think about it, the more conclusively I conclude that my previous comparison of Gary Trent to Tony Snell is basically the most accurate and genius comparison ever made by an NBA journalist. Ever. Just look at how accurate it is: -Both of them are good, but low-volume three-point shooters -Both of them…
Read MoreTrey Lyles 23 Points Full Highlights (2/6/2020)
Remember when Paul Millsap was ruining Trey Lyles’ career while they were both on the Nuggets? The ruination became very apparent when Millsap went out with one of his injuries that he’s always injuring himself with, and Lyles immediately started beasting. In case you think I’m joking, the stats are there for you to see….
Read MoreChandler Hutchison 16 Points Full Highlights (2/6/2020)
Chandler Hutchison is currently in the midst of a streak playing the best basketball of his life. Alright, I admit, I might be overstating the situation a bit to draw an emotional response out of my viewership that will hopefully turn into Patreon donations. It’s likely that Hutchison had better streaks of play in college,…
Read MoreTaj Gibson 19 Points Full Highlights (2/6/2020)
Note how, in the thumbnail of this video, Taj Gibson’s head is glowing bluish green in spots. A casual observer might simply think that some kind of blue light from inside the arena, possibly the jumbotron, is reflecting off Gibson’s shiny, sweaty shaved head. However, a deeper look reveals this not to be the case….
Read MoreMarkelle Fultz 16 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (2/6/2020)
I’m not gonna lie, I was a little bit disappointed when the trade deadline came and went without D.J. Augustin’s name popping up in any trade announcements. In fact, his name didn’t even come up in trade TALKS, much less finalized trades. If GM’s were discussing him, they didn’t leak it. This is disappointing to…
Read MoreAdam Mokoka 15 Points Full Highlights (2/6/2020)
Adam Mokoka, who is allegedly a real NBA player for the Chicago Bulls, had not made a shot before tonight. He had attempted nine of them and missed them all, which is a feat that any one of us could have also achieved if a coach were foolish enough to put us in an NBA…
Read MoreElfrid Payton 15 Points/9 Assists/7 Steals Full Highlights (2/6/2020)
OFFICIAL DTB DISCLAIMER: At one point in this game, Elfrid Payton was credited with eight steals, including one on the last defensive play of the game. That’s pretty close to a triple-double with steals if you combine it with his nine assists, and it also would have been the most steals by any player this…
Read MoreZion Williamson 21 Points Full Highlights (2/6/2020)
I don’t know if this is sustainable, guys. Out of eight games that Zion Williamson has played in this season, I’ve made eight highlight videos, for an amazing 100% highlightage rate. Even the most highlight-prone role-players will stay at maybe a 40% or, rarely, 50% highlightage rate. You can see from those numbers that Zion…
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