Naz “Big Nazty” Reid, with his medium-length dreadlocks, is encountering the same problem that every NBA player with that hairstyle faces at some point: The damn hair-doodles don’t stay in their restraints. We all saw this with DeMarre Carroll. We all saw it with Taurean Prince. We all saw it with Marquis Daniels. And now…
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Daniel Theis Career High 25 Points/6 Dunks Full Highlights (2/21/2020)
“Waitress! Waitress! We gotta get ANOTHER ROUND OF STEINS OVER HERE!!!!” yelled Brad Wanamaker exuberantly as he slammed his empty mug of beer on the table. “Germany rules!!!!” As if to emphasize his love of Germany, he ripped a German flag from the wall and wrapped it around him like a cloak. “I’m glad you…
Read MoreMalik Beasley 27 Points Full Highlights (2/21/2020)
Seeing Malik Beasley do well in a Timberwolves uniform is really fun and awesome, and I’m so happy that he’s not getting held down by Paul Millsap in Denver anymore, but when I see “Beasley” in the boxscore, all I can think about is how sweet it was when Michael Beasley was scoring 20 a…
Read MoreRui Hachimura 17 Points Full Highlights (2/21/2020)
Rui Hachimura had 9 points in the first 4 minutes of the game. If you’re an advanced mathematical practitioner (as I am), you can quickly deduce from that information, combined with your knowledge of his final point total as well as the length of a regulation NBA basketball game, that he scored only 8 points…
Read MoreMaxi Kleber Career High 26 Points Full Highlights (2/21/2020)
“Woooo! Get me another stein! I’m on a roll here!” Willie Cauley-Stein yelled as he easily downed what must have been his tenth beer of the evening. “Going to this authentic German restaurant was a great idea, Maxi!” Maxi Kleber, who had been forced into wearing a pair of too-small lederhosen for the occasion of…
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