After this loss, the potential injury to Ben Simmons, the continued ineffectiveness of Al Horford, and the enigmatic (and not the good kind of enigmatic, either, the bad kind, the kind where you’re like “why isn’t he playing better?”) play of Joel Embiid, it might be time for the 76ers to do what they do…
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Furkan Korkmaz 17 Points Full Highlights (2/22/2020)
Like Carlos Delfino before him, Furkan Korkmaz will forever be the guy who randomly dropped 30-plus points in two consecutive games. In fact, if you squint your eyes really tight and mess with the color calibration on your basketball-viewing device, you can totally pretend that Delfino is reincarnated on the 76ers but with a midrange…
Read MoreCedi Osman 19 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (2/22/2020)
Well, John Beilein is out in Cleveland. That’s a relief for me because I have never heard Beilein’s name pronounced out loud (presumably it was said during college basketball broadcasts back when he was coaching at Michigan, but I don’t watch college basketball), so internally, I was pronouncing it all sorts of weird ways. “Bay-lean”,…
Read MoreDuncan Robinson 19 Points Full Highlights (2/22/2020)
I honestly think that Duncan “Heat Check” Robinson is giving the late, great (okay, not so great) Mike Dunleavy a run for his money in terms of… …You thought I was going to make a comment about them both being white three-point shooters, didn’t you? DIDN’T YOU? Ha! I am not so simpleminded as that!…
Read MoreKendrick Nunn 24 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (2/22/2020)
Kendrick “Nunn So Vile” Nunn had a somewhat Dwyane Wade-esque performance on the same night where D-Wade had his jersey retired by the Heat (Pat Riley apparently having forgiven him for his jaunts in Chicago and Cleveland [LOL (lots of laughs)]). 24 points and eight assists? If D-Wade had dropped that in his prime, everybody…
Read MoreSeth Curry 22 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (2/22/2020)
It was recently announced that Stephen Curry will soon be ready to return to the court. He’ll be returning to a Warriors team that doesn’t really need him (because winning games it not the priority at this point), but all of the Warriors’ higher-ups seem to think that Steph will be playing the season out,…
Read MoreTimothe Luwawu-Cabarrot 21 Points Full Highlights (2/22/2020)
Timothe Luwawu-Cabarrot (henceforth referred to as “TLC” because I refuse to waste my valuable time typing out that whole big long name) hasn’t exactly been lighting up the scoreboard this season. His previous high in points scored this season? Thirteen. TLC is, and I say this with the most love and supportiveness possible, a total…
Read MoreCoby White Career High 33 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (2/22/2020)
Coby White had the sensation that he was lying on his back. His voluminous hair acted as a pillow, protecting the back of his head from the hard surface he was lying on. But the real question was, if he was just waking up from sleep, why wasn’t he in a bed? He opened his…
Read MoreTim Hardaway Jr. 33 Points Full Highlights (2/22/2020)
OFFICIAL DTB POLICY UPDATE: Under no circumstances will I ever, EVER, show assists in a Tim Hardaway Jr. video. Except, of course, if other people are doing the assisting and THJ is doing the scoring. The reason for this unexpected but necessary update to DTB’s OFFICIAL policies? Simply put, it’s because the whole point of…
Read MoreCam Reddish 20 Points Full Highlights (2/22/2020)
Cam Reddish has been steadily improving from his dismal first month in the league where he shot like 4% from the field. He’s been a solid 40% shooter for the past two months, which isn’t a fantastic number when compared to the rest of the league but IS a fantastic number when you compare it…
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