Danny Green 17 Points Full Highlights (2/25/2020)

It remains very un-legal and very un-cool that the Lakers were allowed to acquire Danny Green. He’s, like, the perfect role player for any championship team (just ask the Spurs, but don’t ask the Cavaliers). Everyone who knows anything about the NBA already knows why, so I’ll keep it short: he shoots threes, and he…

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Zion Williamson 29 Points Full Highlights (2/25/2020)

I’m pretty sure that a dunkilation (that’s “dunk compilation” for you ignorami out there) is coming at the end of the season for Zion Williamson. I don’t know what would have to happen for me not to make such a vid, Williamson would have to die probably, either that or I would have to die…

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Trevor Ariza 17 Points Full Highlights (2/25/2020)

Man, just look at that genius, subliminal logo placement in the thumbnail. That big glowing Nike logo is so subliminal that it transcends subliminality and becomes glaringly obvious instead. Sometimes, subtlety is better discarded in favor of boldness. That’s what I’m doing right now. Boldly putting the Nike logo next to Trevor Ariza’s head in…

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Harry Giles 13 Points/4 Assists Full Highlights (2/25/2020)

The #1 reason I made this highlight video is that I got a really sweet thumbnail image for Harry Giles while I was making the Marquese Chriss highlight video. That’s really it. I had a funny image of Giles’ face after he committed a foul, and I really wanted to use it. It would have…

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Marquese Chriss 21 Points/5 Dunks Full Highlights (2/25/2020)

Marquese “Mar-Queso” “Sea-Cheese” Chriss has lately been on a murderous vendetta against rims all across the country. Never before has his shot selection been so disciplined and focused. His single goal on the court these days seems to be to cram basketballs through orange rings suspended ten feet in the air with fury that matches…

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Christian Wood 20 Points Full Highlights (2/25/2020)

To conclusively prove Christian Wood’s superiority over the recently departed Andre Drummond (departed from the Pistons, that is, not departed from life), I am going to, without bias, analyze each point that Wood scores in this game to determine whether Drummond would have scored in that situation. Let’s get started! 0:03 – Wood does a…

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Jerami Grant Career High 29 Points Full Highlights (2/25/2020)

“Hey Paul, why are you crying?” Nikola Jokic asked, poking his head into the bathroom stall that had, up until the interruption, had loud sobs coming from it. “It’s nothing. I’m not crying,” Paul Millsap replied, quickly wiping the tears off his cheeks and pretending to look at message on his phone. “Leave me alone.”…

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Caleb Martin 11 Points Full Highlights (2/25/2020)

It’s sort of funny that, in a game where the Pacers beat the Hornets by a score of 119-80, I only have to make one highlight video, and it’s for a player on the team that scored 80. I suppose this fact isn’t much solace for Hornets fans who are just now seeing the true…

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Coby White Career High 35 Points Full Highlights (2/25/2020)

Coby White has now scored a combined total of 101 points in the past three games. What the frick. When White first visited the Hall of the Thirty Point Scorers, that magical realm presided over by none other than Carlos Delfino, I didn’t really expect him to be making a lot of return visits there….

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