February 2020 – Page 2

Zion Williamson 24 Points Full Highlights (2/28/2020)

Zion Williamson is an absolute beast right now, and his highlight videos are also beasts both when it comes to view counts and when it comes to pure entertainment. However, the entertainment value of these videos is tanked hard every time the annoying Pelicans color commentator opens his mouth. I’m not even going to dignify…

Cam Reddish 26 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (2/28/2020)

In the aftermath of this career-high 26 point performance from Cam Reddish, I am so ashamed of my previous hating ways that I almost didn’t upload this video. It would have been a great benefit to my reputation if I had just pretended that this game never happened. To implicitly acknowledge Reddish’s development as a…

Terrence Ross 33 Points Full Highlights (2/28/2020)

This is how a highlight video should be. No free throws. No assists. No lame “hustle” plays. No actions performed by other players. Just a straight-up no-frills bucket fest from one of the more underrecognized bucket-getters in the league, Mr. Terrence Ross. The “no free throws” thing is especially great for me. I hate free…

Dillon Brooks 32 Points Full Highlights (2/28/2020)

Dillon Brooks likes to shoot. A lot. After shooting 26 times against the Rockets last game (feeling some envy of Harden, perhaps?), he shot 22 times in this loss to the Kings. The game before that? Seven shots. Wait. That ruins my narrative. Forget I ever said anything. Where’s the backspace key on this goddamn…

Seth Curry Career High 37 Points/8 Threes Full Highlights (2/28/2020)

Assuming that Stephen Curry comes back from injury as a lesser version of himself who doesn’t get big minutes on a hobbled and aspirationless Warriors team, I would say that the chances are extremely good that Seth Curry just had a better game tonight than Steph is going to have this entire season. I mean,…

Jordan Poole 16 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (2/27/2020)

If Jordan Poole can’t make an impact scoring the ball (which, looking at his percentages, seems like the case the majority of the time), he can do the next best thing: make an impact passing the ball. No one is going to criticize him for passing the ball (which could result in a made shot)…

Eric Paschall 23 Points Full Highlights (2/27/2020)

Did anyone realize that we had gone a whole month without a 20-burger from Eric Paschall? I did (because I wasn’t having to make any vids for him, a minor burden taken off my shoulders), and probably Warriors fans did (the real Warriors fans, not the bandwagoners who are just counting down the days until…

Gary Trent 20 Points Full Highlights (2/27/2020)

Gary Trent: adequate Rodney Hood replacement? Absolutely! Gary Trent: adequate Jusuf Nurkic replacement? Definitely not. Gary Trent: adequate Damian Lillard replacement: No. Gary Trent: adequate Mike & Mike replacement (the ‘Zers former commentary duo)? Throw him in the booth and find out. As you can see, Gary Trent is doing a fine job in the…

Elfrid Payton 18 Points/12 Assists Full Highlights (2/27/2020)

I wonder what the Knicks’ thought processes as an organization were when they decided to sign Elfrid Payton to a reasonable-on-the-surface two-year deal that pays him eight million dollars both years. Like, I legitimately wonder what kind of crazy meeting had to go on in a bland corporate conference room for them to come to…

Moe Harkless 17 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (2/27/2020)

Having been witness to Moe Harkless’ entire career up to this point, and having likely made a highlight video for every one of his notable performances, I think I might be the most qualified person in the universe when I say what I’m about to say: Moe Harkless hitting five three-pointers in the span of…