Sus hairstyle not withstanding, Kevin Porter has been looking good for the past few games. I say “looking good” in a general sense, because there are a few things that definitely don’t look good in the literal sense: -His hair. He can do whatever he wants with it, and, in general, crazy hairstyles at least…
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Harry Giles 16 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (2/1/2020)
I’m legitimately confused why Harry Giles’ minutes have been so inconsistent this season. There has to be a reason other than Luke Walton AKA Puke Faulton is a terrible coach. There just has to be. Kings fans: if you would be so kind, please tell me what the HECK is going on with Giles this…
Read MoreMiles Bridges 25 Points Full Highlights (2/1/2020)
If you’ve clicked on this video, that means you at least have a passing interest in Miles Bridges, who is a small forward for the Charlotte Hornets. That’s great! Go ahead and watch this video, which depicts Bridges scoring 25 points on a variety of dunks (okay, ignore that pluralization), layups, jumpshots, and post moves….
Read MoreKevin Huerter 20 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (2/1/2020)
Kevin “Butthuerter” Huerter was sizzling at the beginning of this game. Sizzling to the point that I expected one of either Dominique Wilkins or Bob Rathbun to allege that Huerter was “red hot”. But it never happened. Is that too obvious a quip to say out loud during the broadcast? Or did they never think…
Read MoreDorian Finney-Smith Career High 22 Points Full Highlights (2/1/2020)
Dorian Finney-Smith performed admirably in the absences of Luka Doncic and Kristaps Porzingis, tying his career high in points with 22. Sure, the Hawks don’t play much defense, but Finney-Smith doesn’t play much offense, so it evens out. With this awe-inspiring performance, Finney-Smith has definitely proved that “DFS” is more than just an initialism for…
Read MoreJalen Brunson 27 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (2/1/2020)
I am of the opinion that the structure and composition of Jalen Brunson’s facial features, a composition which makes him look considerably older than he actually is, literally makes him a better basketball player. Literally. You think I’m joking right now? NEWS FLASH: I’m being serious as heck. Brunson looks into the mirror every morning…
Read MoreJoe Harris 22 Points Full Highlights (2/1/2020)
Joe Harris isn’t quite the shooter this year that he was last year, but I’m not going to be too hard on him given that his three-point percentage last season (47.4%, holy balls) was way too high of a bar that he set for himself. His 40% three-point shooting this season looks like garbage in…
Read MoreDomantas Sabonis 25 Points Full Highlights (2/1/2020)
As you all should be aware of by now, Domantas Sabonis has OFFICIALLY been selected to play in the NBA All-Star game, which means that, once the game happens, the title of “All-Star” will be OFFICIALLY conveyed to him. Sabonis will be an ALL-STAR. And you know what means, right? No more Sabonis highlight videos…
Read MoreMarcus Morris 28 Points Full Highlights (2/1/2020)
Marcus Morris generated some delectable controversy a couple days ago by attempting to initiate a beef with Jae Crowder. Every NBA fan is always up for some 100% Grade A beefage between players, so Morris’ attempt at beef-initiation should have gone smoother than it did. Basically, Morris was giving a customary postgame interview and, in…
Read MoreTyler Herro 23 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (2/1/2020)
We don’t even know who’s going to be in this year’s three-point shootout that is anually held during the All-Star festivities (we do have a few vague rumors coming from nebulous sources), but I’m already getting ready for Tyler Herro to be snubbed. By “getting ready”, I mean drafting the threatening emails I will send…
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