Leap years piss me off. Think about it. If there was no February 29th this year, I wouldn’t have had to do ANY highlight videos for last night’s slate of games. Instead, I had to make 21 videos. All because the moron Romans (or was it the Greeks?) invented a stupid calendar that doesn’t even…
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Jarrett Allen 17 Points Full Highlights (2/29/2020)
I was just struck with a very disturbing thought: what would happen if Jarrett Allen decided to ditch the afro and go with a more “conventional” haircut? Personally, I would be a lot less drawn to him. His ferocious dunkage would be the same, and his affinity for building computers would be the same, but…
Read MoreRudy Gay 19 Points Full Highlights (2/29/2020)
I would officially like to apologize for not making a vid when Rudy Gay scored 22 points back in November. I know I’ve apologized for this before, but those apologies weren’t official. This one is. It’s an OFFICIAL DTB APOLOGY. It’s no excuse, but I ran out of time that day and couldn’t get to…
Read MoreDrew Eubanks 10 Points/1 Three Full Highlights (2/29/2020)
The first game in double-figures for Drew Eubanks, you know I have no choice but to make a video for that. Add in the fact that he hit a three, the first of his career, giving him a pristine 100 percent three point percentage (eat your heart out Curry bros) for his career, and this…
Read MoreTerrence Ross 21 Points Full Highlights (2/29/2020)
There aren’t enough pure scorers in the NBA right now. It seems like everywhere you look, there are dudes who score well, but then you look closer and you see that they do other stuff besides score. Some of them play defense despite it taking energy away from them that could be used for scoring….
Read MoreKevin Huerter 19 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (2/29/2020)
I am looking at the Hawks roster right now, and I am seeing all the young talent that they have, and I am freaking out right now. Someone needs to give me some reasons right now as to why they won’t be competing for a championship in 3 years, otherwise I’m going to go ahead…
Read MoreDamion Lee 20 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (2/29/2020)
Congrats to Damion Lee for smashing his previous career high in assists (which was 6), but man, these assists are LAME. The Phoenix scorekeepers must be so used to artificially inflating Ricky Rubio’s assist totals that they subconsciously do it for players on the opposing team as well. Assists used to mean something. They still…
Read MoreDillon Brooks 24 Points Full Highlights (2/29/2020)
Thankfully for my sanity (my grasp on which was already tenuous to begin with), we were recently granted a 9-game reprieve from Dillon Brooks highlights. If that hadn’t happened, I think I would’ve retired and gone to live in a shack in the woods, because Brooks is right back where he left off, putting up…
Read MoreKendrick Nunn 21 Points Full Highlights (2/29/2020)
Heat commentator Eric Reid loves telling people how many threes a certain player has made in a quarter, in a half, in a game, or in a season. That’s how he fills up time during the broadcast. It’s repetitive to the point of annoyance, but he’s not the main problem with the Heat broadcast. The…
Read MoreJoe Harris 20 Points Full Highlights (2/29/2020)
For being a white three-point shooter who is a starter on a playoff team, there sure isn’t that much hype for Joe Harris. Come on, people! He’s white! He shoots threes! Why don’t you care? We’ve got pretty much the entire population of Miami hugging Duncan Robinson’s nuts, but Harris has to toil away in…
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