OFFICIAL REASONS WHY MARCUS SMART’S 29 POINTS DO NOT COUNT POWER RANKINGS:
1. Smart was 9-of-23 from the field and 6-of-15 from three (he was shooting too much is what I’m trying to say)
2. The Celtics lost, and, as everybody know, stats accumulated in a losing effort do not count towards anything other than shame
3. It’s well known that DownToBuck doesn’t care about defense, but what if I told you that I don’t care about offense either?
4. One of the three-pointers came with zero seconds left (stat-padders get out!!!)
5. I just don’t like Marcus Smart and become upset when he does anything good (Smart scoring 29 points qualifies as “good”)
6. Celtics fans have so many championships that they don’t deserve anything good, ever (Smart scoring 29 points qualifies as “good”)
7. Smart scoring 29 points qualifies as “good”, but we know he’s bad, and we also know that bad players can’t do good things, therefore Smart didn’t actually score 29 points
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9001. I’m making a highlight video of Smart’s 29 points, which must validate the scored points in some way