This season saw a real deficiency of Boston Celtics highlight videos on my channel. From the 64 games that the Celtics played in the regular season before all professional sports got abruptly covidded, I made 25 total highlight videos for Celtics players. That’s fewer than one video every two games. It’s still fewer than one…
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Jarrett Allen All 165 Dunks Full Highlights (2019-20 Season Dunkilation)
The dining room table was haphazardly covered both with computer components and the packaging they had arrived in. Sitting at the edge of the chaos, Jarrett Allen wondered why his computer builds always turned out this way. It was like he couldn’t just sit down and do things in a logical manner. He had to…
Read MoreTony Snell All 32 Free Throws Full Highlights (2019-20 Season Freethrowilation)
The 2034 Basketball Hall of Fame induction ceremony was proceeding without any hitches. Emotional speeches by the inductees touched the hearts of all those present. Rivalries were set aside in recognition of the on-court dominance that defined all of their careers. Retired stars told jokes at each others’ expense, garnering laughter from the players, spouses,…
Read MoreKawhi Leonard All 198 Midrange Jumpers Full Highlights (2019-2020 Season Jumperilation Part II)
Ignoring the persistent knocking at his door, Kawhi focused on assembling a robotic arm that had three independently-moving fingers at the end of it. Mechanical engineering was another discipline that he had taught himself over the past two weeks of nonstop work. Whoever was trying to get his attention would just have to accept the…
Read MoreKawhi Leonard All 198 Midrange Jumpers Full Highlights (2019-2020 Season Jumperilation Part I)
“You got permission to bring a blowtorch in here?” Lifting up his facemask, Kawhi Leonard regarded his teammate Paul George with a blank expression. “You think Ballmer’s gonna say no when I ask him for something?” “I guess not,” Paul replied. He looked around the Clippers’ weight room, which had had all its weight machines…
Read MoreJaren Jackson Jr. All 135 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2019-20 Season Three-ilation)
For being one of the best up-and-coming jumpshooting bigs in the game today, Jaren Jackson Jr. (henceforth referred to as “Jx3” because “JJJ” is lame) sure does have an ugly-looking jumper. You don’t even have to be a hater to see it (although you will likely latch onto the reality of his ugly jumper if…
Read MoreFrank Ntilikina All 131 Field Goals Full Highlights (2019-20 Season Bucketilation)
“Yo Frank, there’s another Knicks headline. You, uh, might not like this one.” “What’s it say? They traded me?” Frank asked, privately thinking that getting traded away from the Knicks wouldn’t be the worst thing that had ever happened to him. He swung his legs out of the leg press machine so that if the…
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