Somehow, Monte “Splash Monte” Morris is the best Morris in the NBA bubble right now.
Marcus Morris: 12.5 PPG per game in the Bubb
Markieff Morris: 5.5 PPG per game in the Bubb (+1 DNP)
Monte Morris: 16.3 PPG per game in the Bubb
Casual fans would instantly tell you that the Morris twins on the two LA teams are the superior Morrises. They would express surprise at the fact that there’s even somebody named Morris on the Nuggets. But that’s why they’re casual fans. Because they get caught up in storylines, in the high-profile trades to high-profile teams, and they ignore the steady, low-volume players that you can find on every roster.
I prefer it this way, honestly. Casuals do not deserve to experience the sublime enjoyment that Monte Morris highlight videos provide. They deserve only the basest form of entertainment because they themselves are the basest form of NBA fans. So if you are a casual, please stop watching this video right now. But before you go, could you please also donate to my Patreon?