As an unpigmented male born and raised in Wisconsin, I have a certain affinity for other unpigmented males born and raised in Wisconsin, especially when those males are NBA players. That’s why I am unreasonably attached to NBA players Tyler Herro and Matt Thomas.
Matt Thomas had taken first place in my heart after a stretch of games before the shutdown where he showed an unreal ability to get inserted cold into games and just get hot instantly. Tyler Herro was demoted to #2 in my heart’s OFFICIAL WHITE WISCONSINITE NBA PLAYER POWER RANKINGS.
But now Matt Thomas barely plays, and Tyler Herro has the same medium-sized role with the Heat that he has since basically the beginning of his rookie season. While my brain says “Matt Thomas is still theoretically the better shooter even if he doesn’t get to prove it in-game”, my heart says “Tyler Herro is out there splashing triples right now AND I LOVE HIM”. Usually my heart doesn’t say things like that. Usually it doesn’t say anything at all. So for my heart to say that particular thing is an indication that I must now officially announce:
Tyler Herro is OFFICIALLY DownToBuck’s preferred unpigmented Wisconsin-born Wisconsin-raised male NBA player.