Now that Jordan Clarkson is OFF my exclusion list and welcomed with open arms back onto my channel, am I regretting the decision? Am I holding my arms open for the hug, receiving it, but then grimacing while the person being hugged can’t see the faces I’m making?
Not yet. But if Clarkson keeps having these good games, I could be. Because any decision that results in me having to do MORE work is a decision that was probably made in haste and was certainly made wrongly. Thankfully, he’s been a decent but not transcendent scorer in The Bubb, so my workload hasn’t gone up by too much. “Yet” is again the word I will choose to use here, because with Clarkson, you never know when he’s going to randomly get scorching hot and make all his defenders into bitches for one game or maybe even several games in a row.
Since I’m apparently so fickle with who is on my exclusion list and who is off it, I might as well make up a new rule that abuses my fickleness: every time Clarkson has a good game, he goes back onto the exclusion list. If he has a bad game, he is taken off the exclusion list. That way, I never have to make a video for him, but I can collect the prestige that comes along with being an official purveyor of Jordan Clarkson highlight videos (even if I don’t make any). Remember, genius like this comes at a price, so if you made it to the end of this description you have to donate at least two dollars to my Patreon.