COVID-19 can kill a lot of things. It can kill economies. It can kill people. It can kill normal human society. But the one thing it cannot kill is CHIOZZANITY. (In case you forgot, Chiozzanity is defined as extreme ardor for, bordering on obsession with, Brooklyn Nets point guard Chris Chiozza and his exploits on…
Read MoreMonth: August 2020
Joe Harris 27 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (8/2/2020)
It’s unfortunate that Joe Harris is in a contract year but didn’t even get to play with Kyrie Irving and Kevin Durant as part of a championship contender. And I’m not joking around when I say that healthy Kyrie + healthy Durant + healthy LeVert + healthy Harris (he’s always healthy bee tee double yew)…
Read MoreThomas Bryant 30 Points Full Highlights (8/2/2020)
Boom. Boom. BOOM. BOOM BOOM BOOM!!! You hear all those booms? That’s the sound of Lakers fans taking body blows from every possible angle right now. Not only did the Lakers just lose to the Raptors last night, but now, the young stud bigman that they gave up on after his rookie season just dropped…
Read MoreBrook Lopez 23 Points Full Highlights (8/2/2020)
12 rebounds is really a lot for Brook Lopez, tying a season-high, in fact. But before you get all excited about how maybe he isn’t one of the “worst” rebounding centers in the league, remember that he basically had no choice but to grab the rebounds that he did. The Rockets didn’t play anyone this…
Read MoreTerrence Ross 25 Points Full Highlights (8/2/2020)
In my giddiness over the fact that the NBA season actually resumed successfully, despite the utter lack of normalcy outside of the bubble, I forgot about one thing: My absolute burning hatred for free throws. You’d think that, in four months where the only administrative tasks set before the NBA were which teams get to…
Read MoreDaQuan Jeffries 12 Points Full Highlights (8/2/2020)
I always get hyped when a new scrub gets to appear on my channel, and this instance is no exception. I love it when ultra-super-duper-mega-scrubs have the stars align for them and put together a scoring performance worthy of a DTB highlight video. It’s what I live for, basically. So DaQuan Jeffries, a guy who…
Read MoreHarry Giles Career High 23 Points/4 Dunks Full Highlights (8/2/2020)
My guess is that Kings fans are a bit despondent right now. The Kings lost a tough one to the Spurs two nights ago, making their next games just that much more crucial. So what do they do? Get blown out by a Magic team whose playoff spot is all but guaranteed. A Magic team…
Read MoreCameron Johnson 19 Points Full Highlights (8/2/2020)
With four minutes to go in the third quarter, Cameron Johnson drilled his fourth three-pointer of the game, giving him nineteen points, just two short of his rookie season high in points. He had sixteen possible minutes of game with which to acquire another bucket (or perhaps a pair of free throws) to tie his…
Read MoreGary Trent Jr. 21 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (8/2/2020)
Gary Trent Jr. is in that intermediate stage of hair growth where the hair is long enough to be tied back, but not ALL of it is long enough to be tied back. So he’s got the ponytail going on in the back but then he’s got some insect antennae sticking out the front because…
Read MoreJusuf Nurkic 30 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (8/2/2020)
Getting Jusuf Nurkic back from an extended absence to have him dominate games like he had never gotten his leg bones spontaneously blown into six (or more) different pieces is obviously awesome for the Blazers. But it’s also sort of a sad thing. Because when you see how quickly and easily Nurkic has integrated himself…
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