Michael Porter Jr. 15 Points Full Highlights (9/9/2020)

We’re going to go ahead and blame ‘Ggets coach Mike Malone for the fact that Michael Porter Jr. didn’t score any points in the second half. If you have other people you’d like to blame, you can post them in the comments, as long as they’re not MPJ, who is absolutely 100 percent blameless. Malone…

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Daniel Theis 18 Points Full Highlights (9/9/2020)

Daniel Theis is completely outplaying Marc Gasol in this series and I am loving every moment of it. We’re not going to bring their nationalities into it (not that Germans and Spaniards hate each other as far as I know) but we are going to bring their continentalities into it: both are from Europe so…

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Norman Powell 23 Points Full Highlights (9/9/2020)

Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. Norman Powell’s strong play this season elevated him from mere “Bucks Killer” status (where he would dominate the Bucks while only playing reasonably well against the rest of the teams in the league league) to “Everyone Killer” status (where he would dominate every team whether or not they…

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Marcus Smart Triple Double 23 Pts/11 Rebs/10 Asts Full Highlights (9/9/2020)

OFFICIAL LIST OF GOOD THINGS MARCUS SMART DID IN THIS GAME -Played defense -Got a trippy-dubby -Hit some three-pointers -Led the league in intangibles per 36 according to Mike Breen -Received a “BANG!” OFFICIAL LIST OF BAD THINGS MARCUS SMART DID IN THIS GAME -Flopped -In true Zaza Pachulia fashion, undercut Fred VanVleet on a…

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