https://youtu.be/WorFSMbSoMY
My feeling is that I’ve already made too many Keldon Johnson highlight videos this season. Spurs fans will probably be quick to tell me that I have NOT made too many Keldon Johnson highlight videos this season, and that, in fact, I have not made ENOUGH Keldon Johnson highlight videos this season, but Spurs fans have shown themselves to be unreliable sources of information in the past so I see no reason to listen to them now. The truth is, Johnson has gotten three videos from me this season, while many worthy scrubs have received zero. If I’m only going to make a few videos a day, I want to spread the love. I don’t want the love to be consolidated.
I am therefore instituting an OFFICIAL NEW DTB POLICY: Keldon Johnson OFFICIALLY has to score at least 27 points before I make another highlight video for him.
Ideally for Spurs fans, Johnson himself will read this and be so filled with righteous indignation that he steps up his game to another level (keep in mind that he has already stepped it up several levels from last season), thereby becoming the Spurs #1 option and taking over the offense so thoroughly that the Spurs have no choice but to trade DeMar DeRozan to the Kings for “draft compensation” (and Marvin Bagley). Ideally for DownToBuck, Johnson will either not read this at all (thereby receiving no extra motivation), or he will read it and become so despondent that he averages 3 PPG on 30% shooting for the rest of the season.