https://youtu.be/6fPUE9gJUyE There’s a reason I made compilation of all of Rui Hachimura’s midrange jumpers last season, and that reason is illuminated in this video. I’m not going to bore you with too many words when the midrange artistry on display speaks for itself, but I do have two words that I think will pique your…
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Kevin Porter Jr. 27 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (3/12/2021)
https://youtu.be/5UdplIZF9cg Kevin Porter Jr. is back, people. Backer than back. Back times two. Back SQUARED You’re looking at the future of Rockets basketball, no, I’m not overreacting. You’re the one who is underreacting here. Maybe watch this video and get back to me, yeah? I don’t even remember who James Harden is anymore. Some ring-chasing…
Read MoreBryn Forbes 21 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (3/11/2021)
https://youtu.be/VLkBXxprPpc OFFICIAL BEST SHOOTERS THAT GIANNIS ANTETOKOUNMPO HAS EVER PLAYED WITH POWER RANKINGS 1. Giannis Antetokounmpo [POWER GAP] 2. Bryn Forbes [tie] 2. Tony Snell [tie] 3. Kyle Korver 4. Khris Middleton 5. Mirza Teletovic [POWER GAP] 6. Brook Lopez 7. Ersan Ilyasova 8. Rashad Vaughn (fite me IRL) [POWER ABYSS] 9001. Michael Carter-Williams [POWER…
Read MoreChris Boucher 29 Points Full Highlights (3/11/2021)
https://youtu.be/JpRZmiw4mJI Now that Norman “Bucks Killer” Powell is officially off my channel because he’s averaging like 19 PPG per game and constantly reminds me of Greivis Vasquez simply by existing, I’m going to have to lean heavily on Chris Boucher to provide highlights for Raptors players going forward. And I have to say, given the…
Read MoreJaden McDaniels 20 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (3/11/2021)
https://youtu.be/42PNB5RVM0g Is there anything better in the NBA than a long, skinny shooter? No, I don’t think there is. There’s a reason why Kevin Durant is considered by many to be the best scorer in NBA history. It’s because the aesthetics of a guy with twig arms shooting every type of jumpshot imaginable are unrivaled….
Read MoreJaylen Nowell Career High 28 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (3/11/2021)
https://youtu.be/YcwzVqrb9DM I just edited and uploaded this highlight video, so I should be better-equipped to answer this question than anybody, but how did Jaylen Nowell score 28 in this game? Nowell’s scoring has improved significantly from his rather unremarkable rookie season, where he appeared in just 15 games and shot a sizzling 11% from the…
Read MoreJalen Brunson 26 Points Full Highlights (3/11/2021)
https://youtu.be/g043dWhCvPA While the Thunder were tantalizing their fans with glimpses of the future, what with Aleksej Pokusevski being the next Nikola Jokic, Theo Maledon being the next Tony Parker, and Al Horford being the next Tito Horford, the Mavericks were showcasing… Josh Richardson, who isn’t the next anybody, and Jalen Brunson, who is maybe the…
Read MoreAleksej Pokusevski 14 Points Full Highlights (3/11/2021)
https://youtu.be/fZwhLTZQ8Bg A lot of young big men come into the league raw. Rawness is honestly expected when so few players stick around for four years of college. When these guys show up to the league as a jittery bundle of potential and fail to make an immediate impact, most fans will cut them some slack….
Read MoreDesmond Bane 20 Points Full Highlights (3/10/2021)
https://youtu.be/Aj0461U1KkQ I have a new business opportunity for Desmond Bane that is so guaranteed to upend the entire business world that I’m willing to share the idea with him for free. That’s how altruistic I am. Rather than hoard this idea and try to sell it to him, I’m just going to straight up let…
Read MoreJonas Valanciunas 29 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (3/10/2021)
https://youtu.be/IEBz315xrmY Attention future people who randomly encounter this video located on a shattered fragment of YouTube’s servers while scrounging for salvageable materials in the wake of the Great Tri-axial Nuclear War of 2032: no, I have no idea why Jonas Valanciunas wasn’t ever selected to be an All-Star despite being a certified beefmonster. While I’ve…
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