I’m gonna be honest with you, I was thinking of holding off on these highlights until later in the evening. Kristaps Porzingis scoring 21 is not an unusual occurence by this point, and there were some other tantalizing performances to consider.
Then I saw he made 4 threes, and all bets were off. I love Krispy shooting Thrispies. If he ever has a game where he makes 7 or 8 of them, I’m going to have those highlights done SO FAST. Faster than fast. I’d probably get in my time machine that I swore I would never use again. My dear Martha, my one true love, trapped in a time not her own…
Anyway, I would forget all about Martha and travel back in time with the highlights of Porzingis hitting 8 threes on a flash drive in my pocket, and I would upload them FIVE HOURS before the game actually happened, and everyone (most especially the scientific community) would start freaking out as the highlights the had just watched played out in front of them.
Yeah, that’s how hyped I am for Krispy Thrispies. Martha was kind of ugly anyway.