Mike Muscala 16 Points Full Highlights (12/21/2016)

Is it fair to say that Mike Muscala is WASTING AWAY in Atlanta? That Mike Muscala’s PRIME is being SQUANDERED in Atlanta? That the fans of Atlanta are taking Mike Muscala’s considerable talents FOR GRANTED?

Yes. All those things are fair to say because they are eminently true. Mike “Muscy Stench” Muscala’s prime is happening right now but he is on a mediocre team playing mediocre .500 basketball. He needs to demand a trade to a team that won’t squander his prime like the Hawks are. Somewhere like the Bucks. The Bucks would be a perfect place for Muscala to go so that he can his prime can be concurrent with the primes of other superstars.

I propose Mike Muscala for Jason Terry and a pack of Monster energy drinks. Remember how much you liked Jason Terry, Hawks fans? You can have him back. His prime’s already over like Paul Millsap and Kyle Korver so they can unite their old forces and all be old together.

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