Randy Foye might have won this game for Brooklyn with his buzzer-beating three, but let the record show that Brooklyn would never have been in a position to win the game were it not for the heroic, monumental efforts of one Sean Kilpatrick AKA $ean$wag. $ean$wag was the one whose late three-point barrage set up the piggybacker Foye to make the game-winner and steal all the glory that rightfully belonged to the Kilswitch.
I’ve actually already written a letter to Adam Silver commanding him to switch Foye’s game-winner so that it was $ean$wag’s instead. Foye is old and can’t play anymore so it’s not really fair that he gets to have a game-winner. Also, think about in terms of video titles: “Sean Kilpatrick 26 Points/1 Game-Winner Full Highlights” sounds way cooler than “Sean Kilpatrick 23 Points Full Highlights”. At least 150% cooler if not more. The coolness of my channel is suffering because the scorekeepers decided to award the basket to the player who shot the ball. That kind of blatant disrespect is, frankly, Un-American and I’m not going to stand for it. Hopefully Silver puts his foot down.