Here’s the deal: I would have shown James Johnson’s 6 assists against the Celtics, to illustrate his ever-increasing similarity to LeBron James, but the NBA’s play-by-play thingie only lists last names, and both he and Tyler Johnson had 6 assists, and I got really, REALLY confused. It was hard enough figuring out which buckets were him and which were Tyler. Luckily, they are pretty different looking, but it was still super hard.
Listen, we all have gifts. Some of us are good at guitar, or painting, or highlight-making, or whatever. Not everybody is good at everything, and I am not good at looking at play-by-play data. Okay? So you’re just gonna have to deal with only the points from Johnson’s performance.