It’s pop quiz time! I hope you’ve been watching your Raptors games and been taking good notes because this one is a doozy.
Question 1: whose fault is it that Jonas Valanciunas struggled during the Raptors’ losing streak?
a) DeMar DeRozan
b) Dwayne Casey
c) Kyle Lowry
d) Jonas Valanciunas
Question 2: since it is DeMar DeRozan’s fault that Valanciunas struggled, why did he continue to struggle even when DeRozan was injured?
a) Kyle Lowry can’t run an offense
b) Dwayne Casey doesn’t run an offense
c) Valancunas himself was playing poorly
d) Basketball reasons
Question 3: Why does Dwayne Casey hate Jonas Valanciunas?
a) Attitudes shifting away from traditional big men who require post touches
b) Valanciunas once walked into Casey’s office while Casey had weird porn up on his computer screen and he couldn’t minimize the window in time
c) Casey hates everything in the universe except for, inexplicably, DeMarre Carroll
d) Pump fakes
e) Valanciunas crumbles when asked to be the focal point of an offense
Answers are provided on the back of the quiz.