When Bojan Bogdanovic got traded to the Wizards he immediately began to sap away the three-point shooting powers that rightfully belonged to Otto Porter. It couldn’t be more obvious to anybody who’s paying attention to the Wizards right now. Stealing away Porter’s powers through devious, possibly occult sorcery is a very mean thing for Bogdanovic to do, and I wish he would stop doing it. Bogdanovic doesn’t need those powers because he has the power of Croatia behind him. Porter doesn’t have that power to aid him, only his latent ability to shoot three-pointers, an ability that is being stolen from him like he’s Shawn Bradley getting molested by the Monstars in Space Jam.
The facts are there for everybody to see. Porter has recently had three-point shooting performances of 1-of-5, 0-of-2 twice, and 1-of-4. If Porter is going to lead the league in three-point percentage, this has to stop. NOW.
There is only one solution: trade Bogdanovic back to the Nets so his evil dark magic can no longer taint Porter’s pure, immortal soul.