Did Allen “Crabbey Patty” Crabbe just single-handedly dad-dick the Timberwolves? The Blazers came back from 15 points down at one point, and a lot of the erased deficit can be attributed to Crabbey Patty and his triples of terror. Plus, his barrage of consecutive three-pointers got the home crowd really involved and all subsequent Timberwolves timeouts were filled with nothing but the hoarse, unintelligible screams of Tom Thibodeau.
Yeah. I would say Crabbey Patty just dad-dicked the Timberwolves. Hard.
Now the Blazers’ chances to make the playoffs just got even higher, and we might get to see Curry/Thompson/Durant vs. Lillard/McCollum/Crabbe, a matchup that might produce eighty three-point attempts combined if left unchecked. Hopefully Crabbe carries over his hot shooting so that when the Blazers get swept in five, at least the games will have been made interesting.