Whatever happens with Chandler Parsons’ career, I will never forget the time he dunked on JaVale McGee and then used his head as toilet paper. Parsons may be a shell of himself athletically, but all the layups in the world can’t take away that primal display.
Speaking of layups, I hope you like them, because this vid is basically nothing but. Remember that other time against the Rockets where he hit a whole bunch of jumpers? This isn’t that. This is layup city, and even if one of them is a cool little dipsy-do move, this vid would be made immeasurably better if they were dunks. You know, like he used to be able to do.
You know it’s bad when the commentators are praising his ability to stop on a fastbreak. Normally people praise players’ ability to get going.