20 points for Rondae Hollis-Jefferson sounds pretty good, yeah? It does. I agree. But what if I told you that there was something about these 20 points that would get you even more hyped? Believe it: Hollis-Jefferson scored 20 points tonight, in a SINGLE HALF.
If he had done this in the first half, I’d be complaining about how he didn’t score 40 or even 30. But as he did it in the second half, I’m happy as a clam. I was expecting nothing but zippo from RHJ, and he went out and scored a bunch of goofy shots against LeBitch Shames, Jae Jackoff, and Kevin Hate. It’s a miracle that he can ever hit that catapult of a jumper that he has, but he’s making it work. Somehow. Thanksgiving miracle? Let’s go with it.