As of the writing of this description, an estimated 100 percent of NBA fans are currently watching LeBron James’ debut with the Lakers. Including me. Uploading highlight videos right now is like pissing into the wind. There is literally no one who wants to consume them. In a few hours, sure. But not now.
So these words aren’t for the present time. They’re intended for the FUTURE.
Question for future people: in the future, where you reside, have realistic sex robots been invented yet? Asking for a friend.
Question two for future people: are the Miami Heat still really regretting filling up their roster with nothing but a whole bunch of role-players?
I have further questions, but this isn’t a Q&A sesh with future people, this is a description describing Rodney “Rude McGrude” McGruder scoring a career-high 20 points, so let’s move on. So. This is pretty exciting, yeah? McGruder was a surprisingly decent rookie, in the sense that you could play him minutes and he wouldn’t tank your efforts. Not in the sense that he would ever really fill the statsheet or impact the game that much.
Maybe that’s changing! 20 points and a whole bunch of assists, and not lame ones either, that sounds like he made an impact to me. Okay. That’s enough of that. Back to LeBron for me!