Coby White just scored 33 points in the Bulls’ previous game against the Suns and now he’s gone and tied that career high by dropping another thirty-three-burger on the ‘Zards. Does two thirty-three-burgers in a row count as “breaking out”? If so, Coby White is currently BREAKING. THE. FRICK. OUT.
FRICK!!!!!
After his first thirty-point game, White was granted access to the ultradimensional Hall of the Thirty Point Scorers, presided over by none other than retired Bucks legend Carlos Delfino. During his trip to the Hall, White harnessed the power of meditative introspection to ascend to a new level of basketball wisdom despite being denied the opportunity to meet his idol Michael Jordan, who was also a player notable for his ability to score thirty or more points. That wisdom was immediately put into practice in this game, and, as a result, the destinies of White and Delfino have become intractably entangled.
For you see, Delfino was also known for scoring thirty points in consecutive games despite the fact that he was never known as a high-volume scorer in his career. White definitely has more potential as a scorer (potential that is now bearing fruit) but otherwise, the similarities between the two are straight-up spooky. In fact, I wouldn’t be surprised if White eventually became the appointed guardian of the Hall of the Thirty Point Scorers. He’s visiting there so often now that he practically lives there.