If the Celtics don’t dress Phil Pressey up like a leprechaun for St. Patrick’s Day, I’m going to stop making highlights of Celtics players. The confluence of variables is just to perfect to pass up:
1. Phil Pressey is short like a leprechaun
2. Phil Pressey, who is short, plays for the Celtics
3. The Celtics have a leprechaun mascot
4. St. Patrick’s day is really soon
5. We already know Phil Pressey looks good wearing green clothes
6. It is important to make a caricature out of Irish culture for our own juvenile purposes
7. Phil Pressey’s stature makes him ideal to the play the part of a leprechaun
I mean, how is that not the most perfect thing ever? Somebody should pay me money for thinking up these sweet ideas.